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Anyone saw that little clip of him singing along to Blue Is The Colour at FT against Swansea? Lovely stuff.

Ivan in 'steady decline'? Erm, not sure about that one .. If a squad player is what you want, what wrong has Jeffrey Bruma done? Kalas? Omeruo?

Doing a 'Horrible shit PL footballer TEAM OF THE YEAR' is more fun, tbh. The QPR XI would win that one unopposed.

I'll tell you what sickened me. That Goetze transfer business is so very typical of them if you look at their history down the years. They cherry pick the best players from domestic rivals, weakening the league while ensuring their domination continues. Hoeness and co. can pedal all their crap about competitiveness in the Bundesliga but their true colours are there to see.

Indeed. Hello old friend :blue scalf:

Bayern = bottlers. Hope BVB destroy them.

Love him, I simply love him, oh I do love him. Hazard and Mata get the headlines but this little cutie is an awfully good player to watch. Nimble feet, lithe movement, industry, vision, technique, etc. One of the hardest workers on the pitch; really puts in a shift most games. If he is Brazil's #10 at 21 years old, he's good enough to be the #10 of any side on the planet - club or country. I hope he stays for a long, long time because ... well, because it's Oscar.

Whaddup folks? Loooong time

City will receive 1.7m from the deal.

That's one creepy photo

No hard feelings, pleased he gets what he (presumably) wants. Good luck Studge.

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNewsBREAKING NEWS: Chelsea have made an official offer to Newcastle for Demba Ba who have given permission for them to open talks. More on #ssn It's back on, folks.

No clue, really. Wouldn't imagine it would be of a very high level.

Secret Seven? Girls I know used to read a lot of Enid Blyton around that age. That, and Nancy Drew.

While I agree our fixtures haven't been the toughest, a managerial change in the middle of the season brings about upheavel, which we've done well to recover from. Surely some of that credit must go to him.

How good are Transfer News Central on twitter? They say we're considering cash + Marin for Schurrle.

It's a marriage of convenience for both parties. Let's ride this out and quit moaning while he's getting results.

I read somewhere Arsenal are lining up Atletico's Adrian. Walcott out?

Flop? He hasn't started 5 games yet!

2 things : - The fans and Lampard himself can say all they want about the matter but the board's recent conduct has provided ample evidence that fan opinion doesn't figure prominently in their considerations - If wages are the issue, how can they continue to shell out 180k a week on Torres yet baulk over a lesser figure for someone who offers much more currently and will likely do so even over another season, age nothwithstanding?

Don't fret, we'll walk this. This will be their cup final but if we're clinical (Villa), this should be a riot.

And everything goes to pot.

Half hour gone .. so far so good.

Who was the woman on Hasselhoff's lap?

I don't know why our best striker is on loan while Torres continues to stink up the place here.