Down here in Mumbai, we'll be holding a joint screening of the Chelsea and man utd fan clubs..
the epl coverage only started in 1998 hence the vast number of mancs here..
they do their routine, where were you when you were shit etc
they sing their chants, even glory glory manutd from the printouts that the manc chairman passes around..
so i made a few of them..
sung to the tune of glory glory man utd
where were you pre '99,
wanking away, while fergie whined..
(second line best accompanied with hand gestures)
and
you don't know your chants, you read from printouts..
You gloryhunters, get the **** out..
what do you think?