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Can't believe there is discussions about Pulisic or Werner to leave, this mug should be the first out of the door, a complete abomination with little to no sparks anything can change. Hope we get rid of him even in a loan, awful player.

We got to win all our games until the City match and I think we will get top 4.

Delusional at it's finest, a bang average player, thankfully we don't need to worry in the summer about going for this guy.

City are a fucking disgrace, fucking mercenaries, city derby and no one gives a fuck.

Break the bank for him.

Erling Haaland: Chelsea join Man United, rest of Europe in transfer battle (espn.com) "Senior figures at Chelsea believe they can tempt Borussia Dortmund and tempt Erling Haaland into moving to the Premier League this summer, according to ESPN sources, as a growing number of Europe's heavyweights plot their moves. Sources told ESPN that Chelsea feel there are several elements in their favour, not least an attractive financial package, but also the prospect of Haaland becoming the centre-piece of a young, expensively assembled team. Chelsea spent £220 million on six players last summer but there are indications behind the scenes that owner Roman Abramovich is willing to sanction further spending this summer. Chelsea are the only club in London with a realistic chance of signing Haaland and sources said the capital city could be a major draw for the striker, in addition to the club's ambition to win the biggest trophies every year."

VAR this you son of a bitches refs helping united and liverpool.

Fuck football, I'm outta here.

I know and understand Tuchel is pragmatic at this point in time but we gotta take the game to them and attack, they have a trash defense, we gotta break them down. Hope Thiago is fit and able to play tomorrow we need him. Worst case scenario get at least a draw and keep up the pace until we get easier fixtures but going behind is not an option at this point of the season. If we fail to get Top 4 it's all Frank's fault in my opinion, we lost so many points because of his inability to sort a defense.

Maybe a German can tell us more but isn't Bild somewhat reliable only for German players, whereas competing with Don Balon in terms of reliability for everything else? The article mentions he considers only 6 clubs as his possible destinations, but for starters this feels completely absurd by what logic would Haaland come to this conclusion in just March especially when the likes of Liverpool and United might not even make the CL whereas we might and how would they know what he thinks? Another thing I read today is that Haaland might be unsure of us because of our small chance creation in the final 3rd but if we go by that logic Juventus and United are just as dire as us, at least we have the excuse the new players haven't yet glued and better things are yet to come but Juventus and United are proper pants in chance creations just as much as us if not worse.

All results going for us, going by all recent history with us means we will more than likely lose tomorrow sadly.

Think the source is pure bullshit, for starters this is the same that said Mount was angry we signed Havertz and same one that said Kai had enough and wants to leave, they clearly hate us for taking all German talent from there. Add to that Bayern aren't even mentioned, Haaland wants to play for a top class club but somehow Bayern isn't an option whereas Trashnited who couldn't even get out of the group stages of CL and only sitting 2nd via penalties are, heck even Juventus is a joke nowdays. If Havertz is moved to play up top on a consistent basis, think a top class winger is needed, Ziyech doesn't look to be anywhere near that and Pulisic is rigged with injuries almost never getting some rhythm. Would be absolutely crazy to miss out on two incredible players in Haaland and Sancho both when Dortmund are prepared for a fire sale due to money problems, we can't simply sit back and watch them go elsewhere. I think anyone can be convinced with the right plan and ideas in mind, we gotta trust the board after last summer and hope it wasn't the Lampard effect, if we don't get Haaland anything else would feel like a massive downgrade and I'd rather keep Abraham in that case than waste money on average strikers.

Isn't this same shit source that reported Mount was angry we signed Havertz?

United an absolute top club, get real man.

Who the fuck is this sack of trash reporter?

Think Abraham would do good in the Bundesliga where the standards aren't so high.

It doesn't matter who our 2nd or 3rd targets are we're getting Haaland for sure, can't see anyone giving the money needed except us since who are gonna be desperate to have a top class striker in.

Give Dortmund Abraham and get Haaland, this guy is awful.

Hopefully a ban for this dumb cunt.

Awful result.

I wouldn't say lucky just yet, penalty could come any minute in the 2nd half with those jammy fuckers.

Some show glipses of good play, this guy showing nothing at all, this isn't just lack of matches, he is simply not cut out for the PL seen this before with Cuadrado.

Tuchel needs to bin Ziyech at half time asap, guy is a complete liability.