Vegetable

Hope for some lucky goal to troll those fuckers and sink them nicely.

I feel Sarr's debut goal in the air, lol

IN TUCHEL I TRUST. And Mendy

Silva is a madman, lol

Yeah, you can't elbow three guys on your way, full stop. Fact they are not dead doesn't change anything. It's about sportmanship, not injuring anyone.

First time in decade I see ref being more for Chelsea, than against, lol

Next 10 minutes are key, if we won't concede, it's over

Classic, Atleti players surely love a good dive

Now he just lacks speed, but worse, he lacks acceptance of this fact and provoking stupid penalties instead of just letting go

Our defense line moves as fast as freaking iceberg

Sometimes Azpi is just ridiculous

Isn't he taking a step back at Palace already? Good advice, but he needs at least two or three steps back to rebuild.

We were better side no matter what, so finally we did our job and won. And it's a massive win. Plus, be it Tuchel or not, we finally get to see individual players actually IMPROVING instead of constant decline, so yeah, good stuff today.

YAS!

When started trying to control the match, we've suddenly lost any control at all, lol

What are we doing? Headless.

Tuchel makes me happy to see a manager being alive on the sideline finally, xD

Timo unluckiness / inability to finish is starting to get comedic, don't think it will work well for his self-esteem and another humble post-match talk won't change anything

We got lucky, Kante should know what to do with his hands in such situation, damn

Still hoping for Werner to make a break here as it won't get much easier in terms of chances for him it seems…

Meh, another absolutely winnable game, that will end in 0-0 at best, if we get lucky

Well, not a long time ago we'd be shaking being quite sure we'll get beaten by United, now people are fuming because we don't lead yet - that's a positive sign after all

Yassss

I'm getting the flashbacks before my very eyes every match where commentators are calling Kante Conte

Have to admit I'm impressed how Tuchel manages the dumpster fire we are right now