The Skipper

You're really underestimating the CFC youth academy then. These are the same lads that beat Barcelona 2 - 0 a couple weeks ago to get to this stage. Abramovich has invested a lot into the youth academy himself. This is numero uno! Chelsea 12.30 Juventus 17.03.13 Griffin Park Aston Villa 19.00 Olympiacos 20.03.13 Villa Park Tottenham Hotspur 19.00 Sporting Clube de Portugal 20.03.13 Leyton Orient Arsenal 19.00 PFC CSKA 25.03.13 Emirates Stadium

A midfield of Baker & RLC is a lot more solid. Musonda still has quite a bit to go before forcing his way to the starting line up.

Its the Daily Star ffs. They don't know anything.

I think JT's being written off way too soon by you guys.

Is Ba not experienced enough?

http://vimeo.com/61592101 Just reliving this orgasmic performance. What a player this fella is.

The mighty forehead is back.

1. This is an english speaking forum! 2. This is also a great opportunity for you to improve your english!

LOL, @Stingray is killing me with these Torres memes.

'Tiger Woods likes this.'

Beats being the village slut bro.

Hutcho = HATER!

I think Sanchez would be brilliant in the PL. Made the wrong move by going to Barca IMO.

Rmpr = TC slut. Stingray = Gay meme. Dionsa = Lazy Brazilian who has a Belgium crush. Spike = Drunk and Bipolar Aussie. Choulo = Ugly with a beard, smart engineer. Toronto = Civilization V. Kieran = Comunist. Hutcho = Funny. WHS = Romper. Leif = Weird. Manpe = Cap's scuker. BluesMaster = PMS. Blue-in-me-veins = Suck on FIFA. Liquidator = 12yo kid. Backstreet09 = Torres loverboy. Alex = creepy banhammer guy. Henrique = angry brazilian that hates belgians Amels = Conscious rapper with a God delusion The Skipper = King of Talk Chelsea

Lake Hillier in Australia, a genuinely pink lake. Wtf?

Juve & Bayern should be a great match. Two systematic teams who are both great at passing the ball about, it'll be interesting to see who comes out on top.

Valid point @The only place to be. If people are looking to Cameron Jerome, Arouna Kone and Le Fondre as our third striker we might as well play Moses there.

So this means you're Benitez's chief cocksucker right?

No, most people that want Lukaku to come back next season want him to be our main striker, basically sharing minutes with Demba Ba and a third choice striker. The general consensus is that if Lukaku is to be our main man next season then Torres has to go. If we sign another big striker it's only natural that Lukaku goes on loan because as you rightly said, it'll hamper his development otherwise.

I would love it if we had a total football philosophy. We have the squad and players to do it and we sort of implement elements of it already with the likes of Oscar Mata and Hazard actively swapping positions. It'd be brilliant.

Favourite pornstars? I don't really know they're always changing but atm Abella Anderson, Rebecca Linares and Yurizan Beltran.

So after beating Steau with essentially RDM's starting line up you think we should offer the job to Rafa? You are so deluded. I doubt Rafa has the many other job offers you claim he does either.

Uhhm when did you start supporting CFC? Can you please stop pretending that most CFC fans haven't supported Torres through thick and thin for nearly two years before recent months? I mean Torres had his own banner at the Bridge before Drogba FFS. And can people also stop pretending that the atmosphere is always this bad at the Bridge? That was truly the worst from the fans this season by far IMO, we're a lot better usually. It definitely has to do with the fact that we're in the EL. It's usually pumped during CL games.

Referee has been excellent.

LOOOOOOL oh dear.