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great signing welcome aboard

we so so need to do this!!

never saw it (or even heard of it) I will check it out

the point is it not a female orgasm event it has nothing to do with a big dick or fingers or a dildo making a woman shoot a 'lady load' cuz Lemmy Longcocked or Missy Lickalot made her day/night that is utter bollocks, porn fantasy, designed to sell subs and merch to the rubes

no idea what that is (I know what CGI is of course)

bullshit is mostly pee forced by extremely pelvic bladder manipulation, or, often in porn, they load the girl up with water via a douche then film it I am getting mansplained about female sex now, LOLOLOL

squirting is fake, you watch too much porn

that gif makes me feel so utterly joyful I am a lesbian 🤢

Osimhen is playing to a level where the poison dwarf will demand 130 to 150 million euros is all way downhill after him with the next best (and I still rate him him) Vlahovic as an option then a big pile of near or sorta near the samers potentially and youth (the key is to picking the right one) Jonathan David Ivan Toney Amine Gouiri Randal Kolo Muani Marcus Thuram Gonçalo Ramos Dominic Calvert-Lewin Aleksandar Mitrović Hugo Ekitiké (probably not available, he is now starting to score for PSG, we really missed the boat on him, ffs) Noah Okafor Evanilson Benjamin Sesko (another one we missed the boat on, but he is still at a smaller club) then all youth Elye Wahi Yuri Alberto Nicolas Jackson Momo Cho Rasmus Højlund (watch this 6 foot 3 Danish 19yo lad, he has huge potential and is a physical beast already) Marcos Leonardo Vitor Roque

STAR WHO BRUCE WANTED AT NEWCASTLE IS KILLING A MAJOR EURO LEAGUE RIGHT NOW https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2023/01/29/star-who-bruce-wanted-at-newcastle-is-killing-a-major-euro-league-right-now/ Everyone knows Newcastle United are on the verge of signing Anthony Gordon from Everton. He was spotted at St James’s Park on Saturday after reportedly completing a medical in the North East. At 21, Gordon could be one hell of a winger for Newcastle. But there’s another player who could’ve been a sensational winger for the Magpies, too. Three years ago, Steve Bruce wanted Ademola Lookman at Newcastle and went as far as to confirm his interest in the former Everton attacker [Shields Gazette]. In the end, Bruce failed to get his man, but what a signing that could’ve been based on his current form. Now with Atalanta in Serie A, Lookman is ripping Italian football to shreds this season. According to Transfermarkt, the Londoner has 13 goals and four assists across 19 games in all competitions this season. In fact, the only player with more goals than him in Italian football this season is Victor Osimhen of Napoli. It has taken a while for Lookman to fulfill his potential, but boy is the 25-year-old doing just that now. Who knows if things would’ve been the same had he joined Newcastle, but at least we know Bruce was on the right track in wanting him on Tyneside.

that turned out to be a stroke of genius he has been immense all season

what happened to @Blues Forever? I miss their non Chels transfer posts, they were tireless

finally a legit source

Bad Taste speaks decent English https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn_1HyqPSUm/

good call!

Lyon reveal exact transfer fee Chelsea have paid for Malo Gusto https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/gusto-Chelsea-fc-transfer-fee-b1056397.html An initial cost of £26.3m is supplemented by £4.45m of bonuses “spread over the duration of the player’s contract”, Lyon say. great business, other than he doesn't come till summer

I tend to think you are, unfortunately, correct 😓

what is up with these out of place, cryptic one post and run posters? I saw a few posts like this in other forums here they are so rando and are almost always the first post

welp, I guessed wrong there (I said Manure) based off: Manchester United urge Malo Gusto to wait and snub Chelsea offer https://www.unitedinfocus.com/transfer-news/manchester-united-urge-malo-gusto-to-wait-and-snub-Chelsea-offer/

the players they have I rate (and some are ageing) they are completely front loaded, with poor overall CB's and a very average MF, and TAA is horrid on defence Alisson (is becoming more error-prone) Virgil van Dijk (32yo this coming summer and he is not an ageless wonder like Thiago) Andrew Robertson (turns 30yo next winter) by far their best DB/MF along with an in decline VVD Trent Alexander-Arnold (great offensively, utter shit defensively) Fabinho (has been poor this year, a real issue) Thiago (soon 32yo and is suffering from lack of support) Fábio Carvalho (lots of potential, lets see if he lives up to it) Luis Díaz (injured a lot, he is very frail, but a huge talent) Cody Gakpo (still undecided on him) Diogo Jota (when healthy he is a real weapon) Mohamed Salah (soon 31) Darwin Núñez (very erratic)

I still want

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