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Jørgensen is shit in the air shambolic

never seen a player with a higher pecentage of moon-shots than Gusto

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee again 1 2

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

boooooooooooooooooooooooo we may lose this

we are a joke on these corners and crosses

we are playing like shite so depressing

we are absolutely fucked at CB

shitshow start

Men’s Ballon d’Or top 30 1. Ousmane Dembele (PSG & France) 2. Lamine Yamal (Barcelona & Spain) 3. Vitinha (PSG & Portugal) 4. Mohamed Salah (Liverpool & Egypt) 5. Raphinha (Barcelona & Brazil) 6. Achraf Hakimi (PSG & Monaco) 7. Kylian Mbappe (Real Madrid & France) 8. Cole Palmer (Chelsea & England) 9. Gianluigi Donnarumma (Manchester City & Italy) 10. Nuno Mendes (PSG & Portugal) 11. Pedri (Barcelona & Spain) 12. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (PSG & Georgia) 13. Harry Kane (Bayern & England) 14. Desire Doue (PSG & France) 15. Viktor Gyokeres (Arsenal & Sweden) 16. Vinicius Junior (Real Madrid & Brazil) 17. Robert Lewandowski (Barcelona & Poland) 18. Scott McTominay (Napoli & Scotland) 19. Joao Neves (PSG & Portugal) 20. Lautaro Martinez (Inter & Argentina) 21. Serhou Guirassy (Borussia Dortmund & Guinea) 22. Alexis Mac Allister (Liverpool & Argentina) 23. Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid & England) 24. Fabian Ruiz (PSG & Spain) 25. Denzel Dumfries (Inter & Netherlands) 26. Erling Haaland (Man City & Norway) 27. Declan Rice (Arsenal & England) 28. Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool & Netherlands) 29. Florian Wirtz (Liverpool & Germany) 30. Michael Olise (Bayern & France) Women’s Ballon d’Or top 30 1. Aitana Bonmati (Barcelona & Spain) 2. Mariona Caldentey (Arsenal & Spain) 3. Alessia Russo (Arsenal & England) 4. Alexia Putellas (Barcelona & Spain) 5. Chloe Kelly (Arsenal & England) 6. Patricia Guijarro (Barcelona & Spain) 7. Leah Williamson (Arsenal & England) 8. Ewa Pajor (Barcelona & Poland) 9. Lucy Bronze (Chelsea & England) 10. Hannah Hampton (Chelsea & England) 11. Claudia Pina (Barcelona & Spain) 12. Marta (Orlando Pride & Brazil) 13. Caroline Graham Hansen (Barcelona & Norway) 14. Barbra Banda (Orlando Pride & Zambia) 15. Sandy Baltimore (Chelsea & France) 16. Cristiana Girelli (Juventus & Italy) 17. Temwa Chawinga (Kansas City Current & Malawi) 18. Melchie Dumornay (OL Lyonnes & Haiti) 19. Klara Buhl (Bayern & Germany) 20. Pernille Harder (Bayern & Denmark) 21. Amanda Gutierres (Palmeiras & Brazil) 22. Esther Gonzalez (Gotham FC & Spain) 23. Johanna Rytting Kaneryd (Chelsea & Sweden) 24. Sofia Cantore (Washington Spirit & Italy) 25. Emily Fox (Arsenal & USWNT) 26. Lindsey Heaps (OL Lyonnes & USWNT) 27 (tied). Frida Maanum (Arsenal & Norway) 27 (tied). Clara Mateo (Paris FC & England) 29. Steph Catley (Arsenal & Australia) 30. Caroline Weir (Real Madrid & Scotland)

Barcelona confirm double injury blow to Gavi, Fermín López https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/46345202/barcelona-confirm-double-injury-blow-gavi-fermin-lopez

“That is insane” – Frank Leboeuf slams Enzo Maresca decision in Man United defeat https://Chelsea.news/2025/09/frank-leboeuf-enzo-maresca-criticism/ Frank Leboeuf has labelled one decision Enzo Maresca made during Chelsea’s game against Manchester United as “insane.” Chelsea slumped to a 2-1 defeat against United at Old Trafford on Saturday evening, as their wait for a first win at the famous ground since 2013 continues. It was Chelsea’s first defeat of the Premier League season and it leaves them on eight points from five games, and already seven points behind leaders Liverpool at this early stage. Frank Leboeuf not impressed with Enzo Maresca Maresca made two changes from the side which lost to Bayern on Wednesday, with Estevao Willian and Wesley Fofana coming in. In terrible conditions in Manchester, the Blues made an awful start to the game and were all over the place in the opening minutes. The poor start culminated in Robert Sanchez being sent off after just four minutes for taking out United forward Bryan Mbeumo. Maresca reacted by taking off Estevao, and then also took off Pedro Neto and went to a back five, a system Chelsea don’t play. Thing got even worse as Cole Palmer was taken off injured after just 20 minutes, and Maresca confirmed after the game the 23-year-old wasn’t 100% fit. Palmer was given a late fitness test ahead of the game, and Leboeuf has labelled the decision not to take him off instead of Neto as insane. “If you have to sacrifice another forward player, you take off Cole Palmer first [who wasn’t at 100% anyway], not Pedro Neto,” he said as quoted on X.com. “That is insane from Enzo Maresca.” Rough afternoon for Chelsea It was a miserable afternoon for the Blues and Maresca, who left many baffled with his choice of substitutions throughout the game. In the second half with the Blues chasing the game, he opted to bring on Tyrique George and Malo Gusto, with summer signings Jamie Gittens and Alejandro Garnacho left on the bench. It was yet another game in which Marc Guiu was unused, and Chelsea will need a response and a return to winning ways against Lincoln in the Carabao Cup on Tuesday night.

Josh Acheampong or GTFO

https://www.thechelseachronicle.com/news/wayne-rooney-suggests-54m-man-could-have-made-the-difference-for-Chelsea-in-manchester-united-loss/ Wayne Rooney disagrees with Pedro Neto sub Maresca had to take off at least one attacker so that another goalkeeper could replace Sanchez, but Rooney did not agree with the Chelsea boss‘ decision to substitute Neto after Estevao had already been sacrificed. The United legend thinks the 25-year-old would have brought creativity to this Chelsea side, even with 10 men. Speaking on Match of the Day, Rooney said: “They had no imagination on the pitch, did they? I felt that’s what was missing for Chelsea. “They had a lot of possession going side-to-side second half, but they missed that creativity, which a Cole Palmer or a Neto could bring them. So I think the change was strange, but thankfully, it helped United.”

Crystal Palace defender Marc Guehi, 25, has informed his advisors he would prefer to join Real Madrid after his summer move to Liverpool collapsed. (Mirror)

also, Fofana was shit he is perma wrecked will never be at an acceptable level again

booooooooooooooooooooooo and fuck off you BlueCo gits

worst game management in years

100 per cent on Maresca

what a horrid time to slip

he wasn't

George is moving towards useless level