Vesper

forgot him I aint perfect, I was drunk a hell last night, lolol

and make him ride to practice Wilkins styleee

completely disagree the lad has €150m LEGALLY coming to him due to PSG agreeing 100 per cent to pay him that in their desperate quest to keep him why the hell should he give up 150m euros??!!!?? he signed the contract that PSG MADE calling people parasites for simply making their employers fulfil a binding contract the EMPLOYER made is just bonkers

He was not playing well this past season.

wasn't me Wirtz has not looked the same since his bad injury plus he will still be very expensive and Bayern have him in their targets eventually I waher he had one Bundesliga goal all year in 17 games (all post injury) I do rate Dominik Szoboszlai a lot along with (AMFs we are talking about), in order of valuation Bernardo Silva (will not come here though) James Maddison Dani Olmo Xavi Simons (PSG doing a buyback though) Mohammed Kudus Eberechi Eze and youth Eliesse Ben Seghir Désiré Doué Arda Güler Arsen Zakharyan

This aged well.

The really, really good stuff is often too complex for amateur booze hour. The non aficionados dont like it. Complete waste of both money and scarce commodities. There are sooooo many superb wines, spirits, and beers out there that are absolutely affordable, they just cost a bit more than the lowest common denominator quotidian swill that you so often see being belted down at many a dodgy bashment.

The order was for much cheaper booze. I was just referring to a few expensive bottles we already had. We arent at a level where we can drop £10K or so just for party booze for the house, lolol

Took a real pro to spend £118m on CuCu 🙈🙉🙊

Onana is neither best nor the only fish in the sea

Inter tell Chelsea €60m or no deal for Andre Onana

hell no, lol I came on here as wifey went to get more booze from a friend (the cunts at Systembolaget fucked up oir Midsommar beer/wine order badly and I am not about to start popping open 400 to 1000 quid bottles of whiskey, wine, port, etc for everybody's drunk arses) maybe if I drink more I do the frog hop in a few hours

IF there is, it will be either Lauraro or Vlahovic the other options are not available or too expensive or not good enough, or simply of a Jackson experimental typology

then you must (and only, as I have explained in great detail) want either Vlahovic or Lautaro Toney is fucked atm due to suspension that's it in terms of viable and available CFs who meet the non experimental category (or are just not good enough in the opinion of most of TC) and who are not crazy overpriced (Osimhen, Højlund, Kolo Muani, and Gonçalo Ramos) all of who save for Ramos (€80-90m) are €100m to €180m

the only two additional CF options that fit the criteria all combined here on TC have laid out are Dušan Vlahović or Lautaro Martínez and some here do not even want either of them Toney fucked the pooch by getting suspended I have already posted in pretty great detail why those two are basically it no way we drop €180m on Osimhen no way we drop €100m on either Rasmus Højlund or Kolo Muani no way we drop €80-90m on Gonçalo Ramos the rest of the top CFs are not available: Erling Haaland Kylian Mbappé (and he is a winger, not a CF, he hates playing at CF) Gabriel Jesus Alexander Isak (I can hear the howls now if we dropped £90m on him, which it would probably yake for NUGC yo five gim up, plus he wants VL footie) Darwin Núñez (see Isak, for the most part, minus the CL) Julián Álvarez or will never come here (Kane) most here do not rate Jonathan David or Ollie Watkins or Amine Gouiri or Marcus Thuram (who is off to Inter, see below) that's it literally Nicolas Jackson is right there with the last 3 in terms of valuation, and other than Thuram (free transfer, but a couple hours ago it looks like Inter is signing him, which makes Lautaro easier to pull, IF we can fob Rom off on them) he costs a shit tonne less add in the NO WAY in hells Tammy, João Pedro, and fucking Richarlison and I just listed the top 25 CFs (including our Rom and Kai) on the planet in terms of values when I type the next words: Evan Ferguson, an EIGHTEEN yo from Brighton, is now on the first page for CF valuation at T-Markt let that sink in page 2 is dire overall (Youssoufa Moukoko seems to be the best there by far who is under 34/35yo (Lewa and Benz), BUT we have no way of knowing how old he is, that is a major cloud over him atm, and he said no to us before anyway, as did Benjamin Sesko, who is moving to RB Leipzig thus summer anyway) that's how thin it is at CF

expensive? €17.5 million (£15m) release clause

plus he is due to earn €150m for the 2023/24 season

all three!!! LOLOLOL 🤡

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tomsanderson/2023/06/23/kylian-mbappe-will-only-join-real-madrid-now-on-one-huge-financial-condition-or-fulfill-psg-contract-reports/?sh=778527cb337e Mbappe and his camp - led by the player's mother Fayza Lamari - reportedly do not want to lose out on the €150 million ($163 million) set to come their way by seeing out the arrangement at the Parc des Princes, or at least be left well out of pocket. According to MARCA, this huge sum is split into €60 million ($65.3 million) in wages and €90 million ($98 million) agreed as part of a loyalty bonus when he signed the new deal in May last year.

we would be insane to sell Casadei, the U20 World Cup Golden Boot and Golden Ball winner for only 15m (we paid 15m euros for him)

do it!!!!!

yes whe should go all in for Barella also Tonali is not lifelong Milano he was not born there, and he has only been with AC Milan since 9 September 2020

Arda Guler 18yo AMF 9 goals, 12 assists in around 1800 top-flight club minutes (domestic and european) as a 17/18yo plus has a Mens Sr Turkish national team goal as well, against Wales 4 days ago with a super, WC strike https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=781811423478187 Real Madrid is now looking to buy him

well, ideally we would have Tchou and then either Barella or Caicedo