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unless you are counting salary (which then widens the £100m barrier a lot, to include players like Kepa, CuCu, Sterling etc etc), Havertz did not cost anywhere near £100m

the people who live there go mental over the parking (they have to move their cars every home game) plus a bunch of away hooligans pissing, shitting, tossing rubbish all over now imagine thousands of drunk AF bindippers and Mancs invading yer neighbourhood eeek

who? Lukaku? can't be him as his contract is until June 2026 Havertz fee was £62 million, which could rise to £71 million with all add-ons (£60m rising to £69m at current exchange rates)

Josh Windass, who scored the winner just now for Sheffield Wednesday in a Wembley promotion final, did the same thing his father did 15 years ago Dean Windass On 22 March 2008, in a match against Leicester City, Windass made his 700th career appearance. On 11 May, he scored his 200th goal in English football, in the Championship play-off semi-final first leg against Watford. His 201st was a volley from the edge of the area in the play-off final at Wembley Stadium on 24 May 2008, giving Hull City a 1–0 win against Bristol City, which meant that Hull City were promoted to the Premier League for the first time in their 104-year history.

9 years ago Luton were not even in the Football League, now they are in the biggest league on the planet with a stadium that you have to walk through people's back row house gardens to get into the away stands, lolol

75,000 people for a 3rd tier league playoff game on a Monday afternoon insane

123rd minute game winner for Sheffield Wednesday only thing stopping all 3 promotion finals going to pens for the first time ever

Barnsley vs Sheffield Wednesday https://www.vipleague.st/barnsley-vs-sheffield-wednesday-1-live-streaming

well, a DMF and a CMF I would be over the moon with Caicedo and Manu Kone but Ugarte instead of Caicedo would be ok with me as well Roméo Lavia at DMF as well Khéphren Thuram at DMF would be interesting, as would Carlos Soler at CMF, maybe Maxence Caqueret or Orkun Kökcü at CMF or Rúben Neves at DMF (doubt we go for them) other options (none really make me THAT excited, maybe Zubi, but he is similar to Enzo) would be Mikel Merino Matheus Nunes Pierre-Emile Höjbjerg Martín Zubimendi Seko Fofana (only 4 months younger than Llorente) Marcos Llorente (age is a factor, he turns 30 a year from this coming January) Youssouf Fofana Teun Koopmeiners Rodrigo de Paul turns 30yo at the end of thsi coming season, so no way is he worth what Atletico would demand, IMHO Guido Rodríguez turns 30yo in early spring 2024, so off he comes I don't think we have much of a shot at Alexis Mac Allister and basically no shot at Jude Bellingham Pedri Federico Valverde Gavi Aurélien Tchouaméni (doubt Real sells him) Declan Rice (very slight chance, but he will cost a tonne and he deffo wants CL, plus Mount leaving removes a draw) Bernardo Silva (Citeh would be insane to sell him IMHO) Nicolò Barella (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Eduardo Camavinga Bruno Guimarães Frenkie de Jong Sergej Milinkovic-Savic (last year for him in any list of mine as he turns 30yo in the middle of the season after this coming season) Sandro Tonali Vitinha next summer would LOVE to pull Warren Zaïre-Emery from PSG (Mar 8, 2006, so 17 yo atm)

lol at Labia as a lesbi, that is an easy choice for me 🤣

Antwerp versus Beerschot is a nasty city derby similar to Chels v MIllwall, but lately they have played each other a few times recently, whilst we have not played Millwall in almost 30 years (last time was 08 Feb 1995, in a FA Cup tie) posh Antwerp versus racist (they call Antwerp fans joden ie jews) working class Beerschot (Antwerp fans call them ratten, ie rats) much violence and nastiness over the decades rats and Belgian football seem to be a thing RAT ATTACK: GROUP OF CHARLEROI FANS ACCUSED OF THROWING DEAD RATS AT HOME FANS DURING WALLOON DERBY https://getfootballnewsbene.com/rat-attack-group-of-charleroi-fans-accused-of-throwing-dead-rats-at-home-fans-during-walloon-derby/ As reported by HLN, Standard Liege fans were horrified to find dead rats being thrown at them by fans of their Walloon based rivals Charleroi. Standard fan groups shared images of dead rats, painted read, on seats in the stands, on Facebook pages following the game. Speaking to the paper about the incident, one Standard fan described what he saw happen: ‘At first we thought: this can’t be true. We thought it was a lighter or some other small object. But we really didn’t expect rats in a football stadium. There are many children and people in wheelchairs in that stand . It is the stand closest to the away supporters’. When asked the describe those responsible, the fan made it clear that they had gone some ways to disguise their identity. ‘They wore white suits and called themselves ‘the pest controllers’. They all wore balaclavas, so you couldn’t see their faces’ said the Standard fan.

I am not convinced on him at all. He is easy on the eye but shit end product. No ruthlessness.

If we buy or grab both of them I am done with Chels. I cannot stress how triggered I would become. Keïta is absolute dross, and Kessie never has interested me, other than a brief time at Atalanta.

Yes, farmer league clubs. That hack should go play in MLS. Another insanely expensive massive bust. I called it from the beginning. Captain Murica my ass 🤬 Between Roman's scouts and Boehly's numpty shit buys, plus Marina's shit contractual management and cocked up sales, we have shit away wellllll over 1 billion quid in the last 6, 7, 8 or so years.

CuCu needs to go, but unless we buy Nuno Mendes (who will not come here, I wager he is Real or Citeh bound soon) or maybe (he has slumped though and will not come here) Alphonso Davies we should not sell Chilwell the 2 best fullbacks in the world no longer play fullback (Kimmich as RB and Saka as LB) and likely never will again after them the only truly WC fullbacks who will be under 30yo next season (robertson turns 30yo this coming winter) are RB Reece James (when fully healthy) LB Nuno Mendes RB Achraf Hakimi LB Alphonso Davies (if he regains form)

and ex Chels Panzo blew the game if not for the handball

sell him Lukaku

he was poor at Bayern he flopped across the finish line due to Dortmund's choke

I think it is going to take around 2 more (3 in a worst case scenario) rebuilding/repairing seasons to get fully up and running at a title and CL winning possible level so 2025/26 or (hopefully not that long) 2026/27 we should be good to go De Bruyne will be starting to wind down, and Håland will be gone, off to join Bellingham and possible Mbappe at Real Madrid. If Mbappe goes to Real, Vini Jr will likely leave, and maybe even before, as he is the number target of racist abuse now in global football due the unrestrained (up until now, for the most part) Spanish racist cunt fans. It is madness what they are doing to the lad. Oh how I would LOVE to snatch him up! 3 years from now most of the top top players of the last 10 years in global football who are now older will be slowing down massively or in many cases, retired Pessi CR7 Benz Modric KDB (he will be 35 then and starting to wind it truly down I wager. although he will very likely be the best player from this list still playing) Salah (will be 34) Lewandowski VVD Kroos Verratti Mane Kante Griezmann Pogba Sergio Ramos Ciro Immobile Thiago Silva Thomas Müller Casemiro Ivan Perisic Zlatan Giroud Dzeko Marco Reus Busquets Hazard Edinson Cavani Luis Suárez David Silva Ivan Rakitic Manuel Neuer Leonardo Bonucci Dries Mertens Ángel Di María Henrikh Mkhitaryan Ilkay Gündogan

he can be repaired

agree

Doucouré has been one of the more underrated CMFers in the EPL for ages poundland Blaise Matuidi

Leicester joins Blackburn as the only teams to win the EPL and be relegated later