Vesper

Sell. Him.

So fucked. Chels injury curse continues apace.

Citeh need a LB and RB. They can't keep using CBs there.

I am raging plus super shitty massive fucking PMS, GRRRRR I want to kick someone in the face, lol. Have not been in such a mood in ages.

I want to see SALES of the dregs!! And a fucking CF, ffs.

Exactly, Caicedo is not coming here IMHO.

We should be easily able to, save for the fool Boehly shitting away hundreds of millions.

Khéphren Thuram or Lavia for DMF. Hell no to João Palhinha or Lobotka or Edson Alvarez or Sangare. Just no.

My word for the day is fuck.

I would not come here if I were him. Not until we sign a massive CF. We are so fucked atm.

I don't guve a fuck anymore. Last year was disastrous and has fucked us hard and will keep doing so I fear. I was not just talking about Ugarte. Fuck Boehly. Fuck Putin.

How fucking STUPID do you have to be to pay £223m (counting wages, etc) for KK and CuCu????? I threw an absolute strop when we signed that rotter CuCu for £118m alone.

Way too similar to Enzo IMHO.

Fuck Boehly Utter cunt. I actually am growing to hate him. I can see a path where I walk away from the club. I have nightmare visions of multiple transfer fails (buys) and many of rhe players I destest remaining. I have better things to do with my life than watch some twat yank rip apart the club I have been a fan of basically since birth. I will refuse to torture myself at some point. Fuck Boehly.

Ibrahimovic announces retirement from football 988 topflight games for club and country 800 total goals produced: 573 goals and 227 assists 34 topflight trophies, with 14 of them being league titles

wtf

he is great when (rarely now) healthy and happy but is too often neither

I rated him and Santos when some were saying meh and Carney needs more playing time, I still think he has a lot of potential

if I was them I would hire Nagelsmann swap Mbappe plus a bit of cash if need be to Real for LW Vini Jr plus DMF Tchou make a monster move for Gvardiol, as they have Skriniar coming in, so they would have an insane top 3 CBs (counting Marquinhos) RW I would grab Ousmane Dembélé or Moussa Diaby or maybe, maybe Mohamed Salah (age is an issue, but not so much for Ligue 1) CF I would go for Rasmus Højlund and Jonathan David (who can play SS very well), and sell Hugo try and make a move for Frenkie de Jong (sell Kimpembe to fund IF he agrees to come) calm down Donnarumma, Hakimi, Nuno Mendes and perhaps Kimpembe, plus have another look at keeping Soler sell most of the malcontents not on this list, including for sure Neymar, especially if they get Vini Jr instant massive upgrade

Messi gone Ramos gone Neymar likely gone Mbappe just said 'he is happy but who knows what the summer holds' Soler wants to leave (would be a super pick up on the cheap for us) and PSG said oki Hakimi is not 100% happy Presnel Kimpembe same as Hakimi Donnarumma, same as Hakimi Nuno Mendes the same (I would kill to pull him, lol, but no chance unfortunately) Hugo Ekitiké is up for sale per the club, if a good offer comes in Fabián Ruiz the same as Ekitiké Renato Sanches the same as Ekitiké massive turbulence in Paris

2 3 FT PSG has/had these players playing and gave up a 2 goal lead to lose at home to Clermont Foot, lolol Gianluigi Donnarumma Sergio Ramos Marquinhos Danilo Pereira Achraf Hakimi Warren Zaire-Emery Marco Verratti Vitinha Lionel Messi Kylian Mbappé Hugo Ekitike

wonder if Ugarte is watching this as it stands PSG pip Lens for the title by a point and Lens were FUCKED over the season by 5 horrific, dodgy AF VAR calls in 5 league games that cost them 8 points (they showed all 5 before the game) Lens are a great watch, btw

Nkunku goal and an assist, wins the Pokal (back to back now) and MOTM