Vesper

clown cars clown zen be the clown be the car

Sky News just said €80m transfer fee plus even more in add-ons (could be up to €100m all-in I wager) no way is he worth 100m at this point he regressed last year and is one Slabhead skull-to-skull away from a busted grape that could perhaps even kill him

Pretty much the way the rest of the big clubs owners look at Bo Clownlake in terms of our transfers

Damn good chance we now get stuck with the Albanian tractor as our main CF backup after Ipswich said he was damaged goods and called off the deal.

'Chelsea have to be creative with the salary.' ... AI printed euros. 💪🏽

I just called my mum in law to ask about her father (just had a heart attack whilst whitewater rafting in 'Murica in his late 70s, ffs), doesn’t mean I want to buy him

AC Milan fanbase going full meltdown rage mode, lolol. They hate Tammy going there.

Yes. Mario Hermoso on a free? Talk about a no brainer. He has 3, 4 or so good seasons left. He just turned 29 two months ago. And would not demand crazy wages. Plus a real leader type with loads of experience and has been drilled for years in junkyard dog defence by bossman Simeone for half a decade now.

Dreadful Chelsea pair continue their horrible run – don’t let them near the first team https://Chelsea.news/2024/08/dreadful-Chelsea-pair-continue-their-horrible-run-dont-let-them-near-the-first-team/ Chelsea are through to the UEFA Europa Conference League proper, despite losing 2-1 to Servette in Switzerland. If last week’s performance against the same team started badly and got better, this was the opposite. Initially comfortable, Chelsea looked shakier and shakier. Manager Enzo Maresca eventually brought on the big guns, which improved things up front, but in defence and midfield the team remained totally porous. Perhaps the most worrying part of it all was the connection (or lack of) between Axel Disasi and Benoit Badiashile at the back. Once again, the two Frenchmen were error prone and dreadful on the ball too. The hopeful ideas we had of bringing in a ready made pair who knew each other from their time at Monaco has been shown to be laughably optimistic. They were horrible again tonight, as they always seem to be when paired together. Disasi was playing as a sort of half centre-back, half right-back role. Whatever it was, it didn’t suit him. Badiashile is perhaps even more of a mystifying case. With Disasi, we knew we were getting a solid but unspectacular player. But Badiashile flashed some real moments of quality in his early games. The fact he’s fallen to this level is really mind boggling. The ratings from Football.London said it all: Axel Disasi – Needs to be stronger for Servette’s first goal. Bring him down, man. 5. Benoit Badiashile – Doesn’t cover himself in glory for the first goal. I just have no idea what he is trying to do. He has his arm in the air but why? 5. 5s seem generous to us. This is Servette, and these players are supposed to be capable of playing in the first team. This isn’t a youth side we put out, these are the players who step into the first XI the moment a player is out – and we’ve had no shortage of that in recent years.

£30m in pure profit gone

FUCK https://www.caughtoffside.com/2024/08/29/romano-confirms-Chelsea-transfer-armando-broja-collapsed/ Chelsea forward Armando Broja’s expected move to Ipswich Town has officially collapsed, as confirmed by transfer expert Fabrizio Romano. The newly promoted Premier League side were keen on signing the versatile Albanian attacker, with a loan move that included an obligation to buy for £30 million reportedly close to completion. However, an issue flagged during Broja’s medical halted the deal, leading Ipswich to back out. Romano took to X to confirm the collapse of the deal, stating: “Armando Broja’s move to Ipswich Town is 100% off and collapsed. He’s back to Chelsea now.”

in his defence he was 17yo for half of last season

I purposely put in a lot of plus 30yos in the 2nd part of the list perhaps one could be poor man's Thiago type, especially in training and the locker room also, some are pipe dreams (especially Ronald Araujo (injured though, I meant when healthy) and Alessandro Bastoni the best of the younger ones for us would be: Bremer (crazy hard pull now) Marquinhos (30yo but he can go for years more) Piero Hincapié Dávid Hancko Milan Skriniar (I still rate him a bit)

you will not gaslight us we are fucked at CB and GK

leader type CBs none are youth Ronald Araujo (injured though) Alessandro Bastoni (crazy hard pull) Bremer (crazy hard pull) Marquinhos Sven Botman Piero Hincapié Dávid Hancko Milan Skriniar Mario Hermoso (free agent) Gianluca Mancini Adam Webster Merih Demiral Alessio Romagnoli Amir Rrahmani James Tarkowski Lewis Dunk Nico Elvedi Fabian Schär Matthias Ginter Willi Orbán Stefan de Vrij Berat Djimsiti Mats Hummels Conor Coady Stefan Savic Chris Smalling

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so many different claims a wild range

it is not doom there are honest takes on the situation

in the world and they cost, in inflation-adjusted (for Kepa) quid £185m in toto just in fees + add-ons

we almost spilt the milko

we made it to Europe when our plane touched down, lololol

we are shambolic at CB and GKer plus KDH was so so poor, looked every bit a League One level player, he had best pull his head out his arse

unreal we lost this game shameful