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I break this down Dortmund want £80m for Pulisic, they might take £75m he is a yank and is huge for marketing to the states We will not get £60m for Morata £55m max I do think that Willian and only £10 million should be enough, $20m certainly,but Mancs will never do it you have them PAYING US! Marial is rated by them at $80-5m Willian at £65m Martial is 22 Willian is 30 (on the 9th) I think we can do it for Willian plus £10m finally we already had 115m euros (£102m) PLUS Musonda turned down instantly by Lazio that is 22m quid more than you just suggested we offer they want 150m euros (£134m) for SMS they MIGHT take 140m euros (£125m) but Musonda is worth shit, £8-10m max, as he positively flopped at Celtic and they (Lazio) were offended (saw it live on Italian telly with my wife translating) lets tally that all up in quid I split difference £15m net cost on Morata Pulasic £10m net cost on Martial swap and lets say Lazio DO accept Musonda, we still need to cough up £115m CASH (and that is with them dropping price 10m euros) thats £140 MILLION net spend (and I was generous all round, giving us max value and assuming £10m price DROPS on each of all 3 targets

THIS is deffo Dutch!! even though sung in English

He is Dutch like you, I know where did I type it on ? I am dyslexic, btw so make many typos if he was Swedish it would probably end in on not en although Cillesson is not a real name, I looks strange even Danish often ends in en, so does Norwegian Larsson usually Swedish Larssen or Larsen usually Danish or Norwegian Ericsson usually Swedish Eriksen Danish or Norse Andreas Christensen well, you get the point

Yes, it was (of course) LB that fucked us, Azpi had to play wrong side because Baba sucked. Ivanovic had to take his place. That was a cocked up team

If he comes in for £Bernard my god that's Bakayoko!!!!! runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

secret plan to sell us Rashford?

Robert Lewandowski 'wanted by Manchester United as part of swap deal to take Anthony Martial to Bayern Munich' United are keen on Pole and have been willing to let the former Monaco striker leave - but only to a European club SHARE https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/robert-lewandowski-wanted-manchester-united-13021033 Manchester United are reported to be lining up Polish star Robert Lewandowski in a shock swap deal for Anthony Martial. Relations between Jose Mourinho and the French forward have become even more strained this week after he left the Red Devils' US tour to be at the birth of his second child. United have been willing to let the former Monaco striker leave even before he left the States - but only to a European club. Mourinho does not want the frontman to come back and haunt him in the Premier League with interest from Tottenham and Chelsea rebuffed. snip

Willian: Chelsea midfielder asks lawyers to act on 'forged' letter https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45047044 Chelsea midfielder Willian says he has instructed his lawyers to act after a "forged" document was circulated on the "football market". The letter appears to show the 29-year-old's signature authorising a change of agent to represent him. However, Willian claimed he "never signed the letter" in an Instagram post on Thursday. Willian has been linked with moves to Manchester United, Real Madrid and Barcelona this summer. In the post, Willian said he had been made aware of a document that "has been circulated through the football market". "I would like to clarify that I never signed such letter, the content of which I completely deny," he added. And he alleged there was "clear evidence that my signature has been forged, or anyway misused", which had prompted him to instruct his lawyers "to proceed with all appropriate legal measures before any competent courts or authorities". The midfielder, who has spent five years at Chelsea, was due to report to pre-season training with the Blues last Friday, after representing Brazil at the World Cup in Russia, but he failed to arrive. New manager Maurizio Sarri says he is not happy about the "strange" situation, and he will seek immediate talks with Willian.

I played girls footie when I was really young, but hit a massive growth spurt (20cm in a year and half) when i was 13, 14, and my knee ligaments stretched out too much to keep it up (I could have went back about 12 months later, but I am too scrawny, lol, 183cm, 55kgs (give or take one or 2, depending on if I am on a run/swim/squash day or an ale and eat like a pig day, lol)

Yep, femme lesbi, happily married I was asked that on a post awhile back and came out, lololol

I want Ballack https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2018/6/7/17436564/possible-future-director-of-football-michael-ballack-sings-the-song-of-youth-for-chelsea

pig guts too? btw, Metro was actually correct lol Sarri gave an interview and said it

He is tall, shame he cannot play GK

jesus fucking christ are we inept compared to other top 10 clubs Atletico loan Sime Vrsaljko to Inter Milan (with option to buy), sign Santiago Arias from PSV http://www.espn.com/soccer/atletico-madrid/story/3580367/atletico-loan-sime-vrsaljko-to-inter-milan-sign-santiago-arias-from-psv-eindhoven https://www.serpentsofmadonnina.com/2018/8/1/17640630/problem-solved-inter-milan-officially-sign-sime-vrsaljko-atletico-madrid-serie-a Inter get Vrsaljko, who is MILES better than Zappacosta, and arguably better for Sarriball than Azpi (he is a bomber at overlapping runs and still has the lungs to still be a beast on defence, although I deffo rate Azpi better at defence) for only £21m (he is double the value of Zappacosta in terms of quality) Atetico Madrid, at same time, sign a really good replacement in Arias for only around £9m! Arias was 3 in a row Eredivisie champ, and player of the year once Transfermarkt (which you can usually double or so their mid level valuations, had him at 18m euros, so should have went for close to 25-30m quid both are only 26, born 3 days apart (lol, just like me and my wife) in fact they are like only 40ish days apart from us in age

Moses £25m Drinkwater £30m £55m total (If we are lucky!) Palace want insane £90m for Zaha even if they come down to £80 there is no way Granny stumps up £25m with three RWers on the books so now you are into another sale (and we all now probably Willian isnt going anywhere, or they would have bitten Barca's hand off for that £65m, UNLESS we do that goddamn Martial swap, which the cunts SHOULD BE PUTTING ALL EFFORT INTO)

Comment: Substance over style the driver as Sarri’s Chelsea project is given its showcase in Dublin clash https://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/chelsea/comment-substance-over-style-the-driver-as-sarris-chelsea-project-is-given-its-showcase-in-dublin-clash-37177328.html Irish fans were last night afforded an early glimpse into the approach new Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri will adopt in the coming season. It seems the question is whether the Premier League will be ready for him, rather than the other way around. Best known for the expansive style he demanded and implemented during his three years in charge of hometown club Napoli, he also emphasised the importance of set-pieces. Just five minutes into last night's friendly at the Aviva Stadium against Arsenal - coming 10 days before his first competitive game in English football - the 59-year-old's reliance on dead-ball deliveries was on show for all to admire. snip

Rafa Benitez launches stunning tirade at transfer business after 4-0 pre-season loss to Braga https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/rafa-benitez-launches-stunning-tirade-at-transfer-business-after-40-preseason-loss-to-braga/news-story/f31e43eb59059cf0f8ed90b53704d159 RAFA Benitez has launched an extraordinary rant at club chiefs after watching his side crash to a 4-0 horror defeat against Braga. The Spaniard didn’t hold back over Newcastle’s failure to deliver in the transfer window and admitted the club is a shambles off the pitch. Goals from Ricardo Horta, Joao Novais, Fransergio and Dyego Sousa ensured Benitez returned to the North East in a foul mood as he prepares to face Tottenham at home on August 11. After the contest, the frustrated boss fumed: “Things are not going well off the pitch.” snip

Go to China and say hello. Shanghai is great! We were there a few months back

backed off https://www.teamtalk.com/news/bayern-offer-update-on-pavard-and-man-utd-man-city-target Stuttgart has pledged to keep Pavard for at least one more year and Bayern chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has dismissed reports his club are keen on the 22-year-old. He told Bild: “Could Benjamin Pavard replace Boateng in Bayern? No. “We have Hummels, Sule, Martinez who can play in central defence, Alaba and two young players, Lukas Mai and Chris Richards. There are many qualities.” But Rummenigge said Bayern would mull over any “serious offers” for Germany defender Boateng, who has been linked with PSG, Manchester United and Manchester City. also https://www.besoccer.com/new/rummenigge-shrugs-off-bayern-interest-in-pavard-477411

That is a WIN in my book

Morata 🙈🙈 should be a straight red card this