Vesper

25 man roster with Luiz leaving this has to be it GK Kepa, Willie, Cumming CB Rudiger, AC, Zouma, Tomori LB Emerson, Alonso RB Azpi, Reece DH DMF Jorginho CMF Kante, Kovacic AMF RLC, Mount, Barkley LW CHO, Willian RW Pulisic, Pedro Utility player Kenedy CF Giroud, Bats, Tammy that is 25 assuming DD, Baka and Zappa go

Massive knock-on effect is going to be Willian he is BFF with Luiz, and is his business partner so expect numerous poutrages to come

potentially (and I think he hits most bonuses) £135m

I would say he is a big upgrade for them, unfortunately 75-80% sure he will be a really good player for them

not to rub it in but in terms of Everton, you left out Djibril Sidibe (Monaco RB, shocked he has not been picked up before, he was the last star of that CL semi-final team to go) is soon signed Jean-Philippe Gbamin (monster DMF) André Gomes (perm buy) Fabian Delph not exactly a fiya signing, BUT I sure as fuck would rather have him that Drinkwater, he is an English international who can play multiple positions (including fullback), and they paid fuckall for him (around £8m) and they are still going after Abdoulaye Doucouré from Watford lets hope the Zaha and Doucouré deals fall through

he is pretty damn good, but that is just me I rate him potentially (not guaranteed) at Chilwell level and he has that Scottish motor, he is fearless and a bomber, with an absolute cannon of a shot

THIS is now officially madness I can only surmise Roman is winding down the club for sale (getting high wagers off the tab)

I think they are still trying for a couple others an up-all-night situ for their board TBH, if I was them, I would go for BOTH Luiz (especially at only £8m WTF!!!!), as DL still has at least two or 3 years left, he was never s speed burner and his passing will still hold up) and another younger CB, as they really have no class CB's on the squad (Luiz instantly becomes their best, and he is not all that and a bag of crisps)

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

fuck, due to profit on Danilo, they get Cancelo (top 2 or 3 RB in the world) for only around £50m net and now can use Walker at CB a lot, grrrrrrrrrrr Sarri is insane he just so weakened his own squad and strengthened arguably a top 2 or 3 in the world squad

package deal £80m last summer we turned down a combined £95m for both so apply a year over year depreciation rate of 20% (due to ages being over 30) we come to a figure of £76m plus a 5% deadline day and 'just because you are fucking Arse' tax £79.8m rounded up £80m (the extra £200,000 can go to buying BoJo a one way ticket on first Elon Musk private space shot)

was a nice goal he still looks overweight

we are Chels nothing shocks me well, selling Donkeywater for £20m and Donkeybaka for £30m would

Romelu Lukaku: Inter Milan close to signing Manchester United striker after improved bid https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/49263195

NOT HAPPY Wilfried Zaha: Crystal Palace forward hands in transfer request in bid to force deadline day move https://talksport.com/football/583707/wilfried-zaha-crystal-palace-transfer-request-force-deadline-day-move/

unless they are named Messi or CR7

I clicked this praying (and I am a hardcore atheist) that it wasn't going to be *Rudiger Wants Everton or Arse Move'

https://www.sofascore.com/sv/spelare/david-luiz/21300 https://www.whoscored.com/Players/27586/History/David-Luiz LU PLONKER David Luiz to blame for 64 per cent of goals Chelsea let in… and he doesn’t care Brazilian has been responsible for seven of the Blues' 11 goals conceded this term with fans running out of patience https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7837042/david-luiz-fault-64-per-cent-chelsea-goals/

I can so live with that versus the others on my list, he is the worst out of all them (save for Luiz)

Brasilian mercenary attitude it isn't like that something new it is why an absolutely superb AMF/Winger/CF hybrid in Talisca (between 3 leagues and also CL and EL, he has scored 72 goals and has 40 assists in his last 125 games) is in China, rather than manning up in in a major EU league (Oscar is another great example, much to our benefit in that case)

Kalidou Koulibaly turns 30 in 22 months and Napoli will still want £100m or so for him next summer, hard pass No way should we buy a player for crazy quid who gives us only one under 30yo season. Let Real Madrid take him, lololol

actually, would MUCH rather Arse gets him than an actual badass CB like Rúben Dias Ibrahima Konaté (shocked they have not made a move for him) Konaté's teammate who they have went after Dayot Upamecano (I rate Konaté higher personally) Manuel Akanji Matthias Ginter Nico Elvedi Iñigo Martínez (he would be SCARY at Arse, he is amazing at distribution) Stefan Savic Jonathan Tah Evan N'Dicka hell even Rugani, BUT he is at dead bottom of this list

lol so true thought is was going to be the only drama free summer of my Ches life well CHO still refusing to sign is not making me happy

which is why I wish Lamps had played him in back 2 CB setup for a half or two in pre-season

I so do NOT see what Lamps sees in Zouma I would rather have CB AC CB Azpi LB Emerson RB Reece (when he is recovered) only big issue is size, as Zouma is a tank maybe Happy surprises us all and goes good