Vesper

Giroud is DONE sell his arse in January wuthless now he has had his chance and was found oh so wanting

Willian on for Pedro Kante on for Jorginho

West Ham have only lost one of their last 21 games when they have scored first

we need to score quickly, the tide is turning we have not won a game in which we conceded first I think maybe I am wrong

well fuck GRRRRRR

even I will accept Alonso coming on IF he scores a goal in between his canters up and down his normal 30 yard patch of turf

Time and tide wait for no man. the EPL is not an old bloke's league not for a hyper paced team like us

I think we all can agree that Giroud has been utter pants and Jorginho is having a really off game he looks like he is not comfortable in his spacing Pulisic, Reece and Zouma (other than his missed header) have been great I get the feeling Mount is going to score in the first ten minutes of the 2nd half

ffs Giroud!!!

we need to hypotise giroud so he thinks he is playing for Les Bleus and wearing a coq gaulois

its Giroud, he is doing fuckall to draw defence around my gran in Bim is faster than he is, especially when her rum man is knocking on the door

figures their GK spills it then recovers I still say Martin is shaky

he looks like he is out on a post Sunday roast walkabout

Reece is going to be a superb RB for us for the next decade the lad is fucking special

lol, Zouma was like a freight train on that forward blast, if he had run into anyone they would be carried out on a stretcher

something has lit a fire under Emerson's arse, he looks a completely different player (for the better)

their GK is SHIT

2 of the 3 oldest wingers in the EPL on the pitch and the 4th oldest on our bench, lolol

I always list Sportnews first as it is usually the best, usually BT or Sky and least delayed

damn, no Roberto in goal, lolol

I have not noticed this I need to drink more I guess skål!!!!

let's SMASH these pikey bellends!!!!!!!

these 4pm game streams on Saturday are always shit so caveat emptor