Vesper

what is Triple H?

1 Liverpool 2 Shitty 3 (or 4) Manure (outright or on GD) 4 (or 3) Leicester (outright or on GD) 5 Sheffield U (on GD only and it will take some doing, including us getting mashed) on 63 6 Chels on 63

no not yet (if that makes you feel better) 5 teams still can finish above us

arrrrf Irish adverts (the SAME 5 played OVER and over and over)

AC says 'hold my beer'

this is going to anger many, BUT I do not give a rip about the FA cup semi other than it would be horrid to have Manure beat us FOUR times in the same season Pep has Shitty BANGING now overall, even with the injuries (they very well could, with a few breaks do the double of the FA Cop and the CL) so I see little chance to winning the final and CL is FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR more important atm also we have now clinched at least EL with that Wolves draw, even if Arse win the FA cup and we crash and burn the last two

it would be great if Arse beat them now, as then they are playing for nothing but pride, as all the records they are chasing are gone

IF the dipper scum play like this we have a punchers chance to beat them IF we ALL show up and Lamps puts his genius IQ to actual use

they are on drugs (and the dole) VVD is on the beach since the restart Varane is playing sorta near (not there really but is only a 2 or 3 notches back) to a level of a 1995 or so Maldini maybe a better comparison (as prime Maldini was the best CB in the past 30 years IMHO) is prime Terry or prime Rio

Varane, at this this exact moment in time, is the best CB on the planet he has been INSANE for RM all season

VVD has been shit since the restart

the only results that absolutely eliminate Leicester going into the final day is we draw v the dippers AND Leicester only take one point total from bother their games or they lose both OR we beat the dippers and Leicester fail to get 4 or more points from their two games as even if we beat the dippers a win and a draw still keep them alive going into the final day

that is utter madness m8 look at the table and the games left talk to me after (if) SU win by only 1 or 2 goals v Leicester as if Leicester win v SU and then draw with spuds, or draw to SU and beat spuds or worse, win both we are dead fucked if we get no more points at all (unless Manure absolutely collapse against 2 shit teams, as they only need a win and a draw there to guarantee they are above us if we lose both our games) also, Leicester can lose to either SU or spuds, and win the other and STILL go over us with a draw v manure if we end on 63. they would be on 63 too and far above us on GD

we go all wonky in those 2 games and get slammed and SU does two 3 nil jobs (or a 2 nil and 3 nil) like they did against us and we will be sweating like a fat Finn in a sauna

yes, that further worries they pour it the fuck on

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lets say we lose by a total of 4 goals cumulative in our two games we are +6 then over SU in GD SU would have to win their 3 games by a total of +7 to beat us, as we have more goals scored (tie breaker if we are level on points and on GD) so a 1 goal win by SU versus Leicester is ideal for us I cannot see them running +7 or more to the good in those 3 games if we lose by 1 goal in each game they would need +9 (that is almost impossible given those 3 teams they play) in the first 35 games, they only are +5 TOTAL

I edited look again we cannot get utterly smashed IF SU win out but we are up +10 on them in GD so a 1 goal win by them in each game and narrow loses for us in both games means we are in

now all we need is Leicester to lose both of the next two v SU and Spuds and we clinch unless SU wins out and we get SMASHED in both games

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HUGE HUGE HUGE

yes they are eliminated from overtaking us!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the old gods are smiling on us!!!!!!

IF VAR chalks this off I am going to go BONKERS

I am so nervous