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I think it might be time to break out the norwich goal for those thus far uneducated on all things zola? In his final game against the scouse bastards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXWzHiWNf0&feature=related And just for good measure some of his other moments of genius.

http://www.skysports.com/football/teams/Chelsea/ "AGUERO IN ENGLISH ADMISSIONAtletico Madrid star Sergio Aguero has, for the first time, conceded that he would relish the chance of joining Chelsea." It's looking good lads!!

He was a bit off and he has been a couple of times, but he's still a top quality defender and more importantly a great leader and a bit of good English spirit in our defence. I think the whole wayne bridge thing has got to him a bit and the england thing and I think he's been struggling a bit with all of that but I still think he's a top class defender who's having a touch of an off patch. I still don't think it was handball today!

Ivanovic needs to play striker, did you see his shot? not the first timed he's done that either. love ivanovic.

I thought he'd done an aurelio take II when he stepped forward when bentley lobbed it, luckily he did save it. I thought yuri did okay today as well except when he got done for pace by bale but i guess that'd happen to most of our players. I'm a big fan of old yuri.

Oh ye of little faith!! We played shit but we're still one of the best teams in England, I'm confident we'll bounce back, franky lampard will sort it all out!!

spurs = still shit

Maybe if tottenham were a little more succesful and a little less europa cup they'd have their own tv channel to show their best games! Yid wankers.

I think the lads will bounce back a la after inter. We're still in the driving seat, and I fancy bale vs neville even less than bale vs ferreria haha! Also at least this game confirmed pavlychenko to be an incompetent commy arsehole and made bale look more like a freakish monkey man from planet of the apes than ever before.

We're still top of the league anyway lads, chins up. Scousers are shite anyway! Let's go spank in 15 goals in the last 3 games, get wigan back for beating us 3-0, give stoke what for and make sure liverpool finish outside the champions league spot then we can go and show pompey why they're championship wankers and we'll all forget this joke of a game ever happened! Don't forget, we have to win at anfield, but manure still have to beat these tottenham mugs and arsenal have got an easy running but they've got arse'n'wanker in charge. COME ON THE BLUES!

Haha I think this thread should be deleted - bad omen muchhhh?

I told you paulo ferreria would fuck it up. 100% at fault for that second goal, he is not premiership standard. Terry was fucking stupid getting sent off, especially that second yellow - absolute joke of a tackle totally pointless. Deco was useless once again, showing he's too old, slow and lightweight to play especially against Tottenham. At least Cech made a few good saves otherwise it could of been about 6-1. Still don't think it was handball for the first but we were fucking atrocious anyway so ce la vie. Drogba was a liability today as well, didn't help that his groin/hernia flared up too. All in all, nowhere near good enough. If we play like that again this season it's goodbye title. Need to SERIOUSLY pick it up for the next three games, woe betide us if Ivanovic isn't fit for Terry's suspension.

Bale vs Ferreria. Ferreria ain't got the pace these days. It worries me.

Shitting it. Don't know why, I guess it's because we've been a bit dodgy there past few seasons, used to always dick them at 3 point lane.

Anywhere and as soon as possible! Especially after those jammy bastards manchester united just won.

Yuri is a really, really good winger as well you know. I think play him left wing and malouda right, I fancy malouda to cut in and smash a few.

New phone (although that was an upgrade so technically didn't buy?!) and a lighter and crate of beer. My life is too dull at the moment i think!

There is no acceptable way to mix blue and green and not make it look like a baby has shat on a whale.

I heard Relic bashes one out to benitez every night!? To be honest I don't think I'd mind if we paid as much as Real paid for Ronaldo for Torres, he's just the all round package and perfect for the premier league, he's got years left in him, good in the champions league, we're a better team than liverpool so he'll get more chances and also liverpool will lose their best player so I think paying a big chunk is probably a good investment in the long run. We need a top quality striker and if we're going to buy aguero or pato we're going to be paying nearly as much as not know how they will perform in the premier league.

Thank god! Now we can play yuri as a winger and malouda on the right yes yes! trust me on this one. Ivanovic apparently back as well perhaps, SEE YA ferreria!

Joe Cole is better to bring on than him and we have stoch coming back next year, or one of the young kids - I'd honestly rather see Borini or Kakuta come on than Kalou. I think we could sell him for 10-15mil and buy someone a lot better, or at least put money toward someone of a much greater quality. Kalou just frustrates me he wastes so many chances and although he shows occasional glimpses of being able to do something it's very, very rare and much outweighed by all the crap things he does, he just never fulfilled his potential and it's time for him to go now.

I will be super pissed off if ivanovic goes anywhere.

BENZEMA! Are you serious?

Kalou isn't good enough for Chelsea.

Did anyone catch the Barcelona game tonight? Deary me, unbelievable! Messi is absolutely outrageous if you can try, and see the chip he did that the goalkeeper tipped over. Im only 28 minutes into the game but its like the Harlem globetrotters of football. Quite amazing. I really think we're the only team that can stop them because of our physicality. The way they play is something special and messi is just wow.