There once was a French cunt named Wenger, In-club for more than thousand games bender, Got stuffed by José's blender, Well, hip hip hooray, thanks to Stan’s wiener, The specialist of failures won’t fuck off, forever.
Santa: What do you want for Christmas? Arsenal fan kid: I want a dragon Santa: Come on kid. Be realistic. Arsenal fan kid: Okay. I want Arsenal to win Champions League. Santa: ????? What color of dragon do you want?
Here is to spice thing up the shitty old fart wenger is: ARSENE WENGER’S PRE-SEASON CHECKLIST: 1. Fail to buy the required quality players in key positions before the season starts, leaving the squad at least two players short of a title-winning one: Check. 2. Start season well and get stupid fans to believe that we are in a title race: Check. 3. Run key players into the ground by over-training and over-playing them; causing various muscle injuries: Check. 4. Have at least one long-term injured player who’ll be “Like a new signing when he’s back.”: Check. 5. Start off rubbish in the champions’ league group stages: Check. 6. But finish well, just nicking second spot by winning the last qualifying game: Check. 7. Get knocked out in the last 16, but not before a “valiant” comeback attempt after a pathetic first-leg performance: Check. 8. Collapse in the Premier League, losing away to rubbish mid-table sides: Check. 9. But finish well, winning the last few games in order to secure that all-important fourth place: Check. 10. Get the muppet supporters to believe next year will be better: Check. 11. Do the same thing next year: Check.
If the rumors regarding backroom mutiny such as fabregas and hazard, mou should play the player that fight for the game. My haunch for that type of players would be to set up the shocking line up of 4-3-3: Begovic Azp Cahill Zouma Baba Ramires Mikel RLC Willian Falcao Kennedy