BlueStorm1003

I don't rate Bale at all. Besides, Real would ask crazy money for him.

That looks great. If only he was leaving on good terms...

I had forgotten about this beautiful run of his, against Bayern no less... https://streamable.com/hxk7

Told ya brother. Watch them start doing what they did with Romelu when he seemed to be coming to the bridge, "Donkey" and all that.

Hahaha chill. I know that.

Jokes aside, I just want to get a striker deal done as soon as possible. We can't go so thin up front next season.

Won't lose it until I see him with the shirt. Then I´ll lose it. Just don´t give him the number 9 shirt. That number is cursed.

Now that they got Lukaku, all of them lot will jump on the "We never really wanted him" bandwagon.

First of all, I said personally. If you think differently, good for you. It's as if I were to say you thinking he fits us like a glove is frustrating. Also, yes, I do fancy a target man upfront, not boring for me at all. When Costa is actually giving a damn about the match, it creates good moments. The way he destroyed Otamendi against City in the 3-1 win comes to mind when I think about it. When did I say Aubameyang wasn't class?

I don't know lads. I personally don't think he suits us, but I do think he is a great player. What I find interesting is that he hasn't been linked to anyone apart from us and Milan. Would prefer Belotti or Morata, but I'll take him with open arms any day.

Welp, now the only youngster I have a hype for making it here is Palmer.

I can already see him getting booed at the Bridge. We'll get stick for that, and rightly so. Yes he said he loved us, yes he said United is the greatest team, but the blame is greatly ours. Still, didn't like the idea of him coming here. I think that UEFA super cup penalty left a pretty bad taste in my mouth. Now, let's get Belotti in the bag and we´ll be fine.

Guy must have nothing to do at the moment. Why in hell would that put Dave closer to those cunts lol? Journos these days...

50m for him? I would have offered the same without a doubt.

Didn't we have like a 250m warchest or something? All the deals, prize money, and sales could surely amount to a big number? + What Roman planned to give Conte this summer.

Splash the cash. Just do it.

We might be looking for a new manager.

You just broke me for 5 whole minutes.

The thing is this has been a specially extra silly season

United fans are a fucking pain in the ass. But then again, that's the reason why the meltdowns at RedCafe are so funny to go through. If they sign him, they have already won the treble, if we do, we just signed another Torres in their eyes. Lovely

Rumour has it that Real is looking to sell James and Morata, to make space for Dani Ceballos, who apparently sees a move to Real only viable if he gets minutes. If not, the lad is Barcelona bound. Read it from Marca yesterday if my memory doesn't fail me. But then again, it´s fucking Marca.

Won't lose my cool until preseason starts. I hope

To think we could have sold him to the chinese for god knows how much. Atletico are really taking the piss offering such a low amount, and we will be taking the piss if we accept it.

The few matches I saw him play, he was bad, and I´ve got a friend who is a massive Real fan, and he literally wants him nowhere near Madrid. I don´t know if it´s that bad, but the only input I´ve had on this guy is that he is terrible

Owen, is that you?