Iggy Doonican

Salah's Chelsea career in a nutshell.

Fair play to everyone at Manchester yesterday yet Liam Gallagher chooses it to have a go at his brother what a jizz sock he is. Do Look back in anger as far as he's concerned.

That reminds me of my mate, at a party he fell over drunk as fuck went crashing into some furniture but still managed not to drop his can of beer

Yes new Chelsea fans have they behave like envious housewifes Man city have bought him why haven't we bought so and so.

The impatience of some fans is frankly staggering it's just over a week since the cup final and there's talk about contract announcements and why haven't we signed this player or that. Football has changed so dramatically in the last 15 years the self entitlement of fans is awful the 365 days non stop analysis and fucking pointless and meaningless statistics. Passes completed even though they could be 70% back passes is the kind of bullshit today's fans love quoting.

Thought your club was Inter Milan mate. Your defending the indefensible I have said doesn't matter if it's Droga or Ramos it's snide and calculating. My avatar is better than yours how old are you 12 ?. Here's a bit of Cockney rhyming slang son I'm on your ignore list ? I don't give a Donald Duck (with or without a lob on ).

You must be the only football fan in the world who's excusing Ramos he's a cheating prick his side are 3-1 up and cruising and he does that?. Rolling about feigning injury is not part part of the game doesn't matter if it's Drogba or Costa. And by the way your avatar is fucking weird mate.

Ignore the little mong in the Chelsea top.

The Guardian are supporting Labour it came up as I was on the site earlier think they were Lib Dems last election. Trump bored of women and looking to fuck the environment instead

Deluded is not the word for it son are you seriously saying that Matic is only behind Zola in Chelsea's all time best player?. Matic the genius who was sold to Benfica had one good season for us and looks like he's on his way to Man United ?

It's such a work of joy and artistry

Total Wanker I said it about Matic several times during the season.

A mate was telling me there was an article in The Times in which a Tory MP can't remember his name said the reason that Theresa May has this head down just get on with the job is that she's an empty vessel and has fuck all to say or any good ideas. No surprise from me she's just a female John Major grey, robotic and extremely dull. At least Major had the good grace to support Chelsea.

Went to the home game that year. I remember it mainly because my mate was in the East Stand at the final whistle one of the players kicked the ball into the crowd my mate got it and kept it. He was showing it off on the tube after. There is a photo of Chelsea boys queueing up for that game if I find it i'll post it.

Arsenal in the Europa League next season

You stumped me.

Kane, Rashford and yesterday Wellbeck put anyone with pace and good movement and our defence struggles. I'm not going to go into any detail because frankly I can't be bothered but if they had taken all there chances it could have been a cricket score.

The award for understatement of the season goes to.

In recognition of Man United's treble of Charity Shield, League Cup and Europa League Mickey Mouse has started to wear a Jose Mourinho wristwatch

To call the Charity Shield a trophy is stretching credibility a bit. It's a pre season friendly nothing more nothing less. We went on a far east tour in 2003 or 4 can't remember but we won it that's on par with the Charity Shield. Hands up who remembers or for that matter cares when we lost to City at Villa Park in 2012 ?.

To be honest I'm not surprised that Chelsea have cancelled the parade they have been a bit reluctant to have them in the past. There a bit of a logistical nightmare because the route has to go through two different boroughs. I've been to everyone since 97 but there wasn't one in 98 when we won the Cup Winners Cup and neither in 2007 when we won both the league and FA cups or when we won the cup in 2009. This is from 97 when we won the cup.

Definitely the right thing to do the Met will be massively overstretched.

You make some some good and valid points Spike but after something as atrocious all that Manpe geezer had to say was I'm sorry what happened and left it at that. To comment further so soon with comments like '' It's become so common it brings out no noteworthy emotions in me'' is Katie Hopkins like (Google her). It's insensitive to say the least and unnecessary if he put that on Twitter he would have got a lot worse than what I said. When Victoria Wood died she was massively loved in Britain I think it was Piers Morgan who said '' I'm sorry she died but I was never a fan'' a woman died just say your sorry you don't need to critique her career. Anyway Manpe has apologised so we'll leave it there and let's concentrate on football and clinching the double against those Arsenal pricks.