Iggy Doonican

I have no idea what the Seedorf thing is about and I don't care. I'm done now mate I've said my bit and like Conte I can't be bothered anymore.

We have spent 240 million quid since the Summer that's alarming. Morata's fee rising to 70 million is a fucking joke 35 million for Drinkwater God help us.

Don't understand the last sentence at all mate. Of course I'm being sarcastic but having Lampard as our manager is taking the piss. The days of footballers getting jobs the minute they stop playing appears to be over. Giggs had to wait a couple of years and managing Wales isn't a top job just look what Coleman has done at Sunderland. Gerrard is coaching Liverpool's under 20's, Gary Neville was a disaster in Spain, Phil Neville has got a job for the England's women's team yet you think Lampard could take over at Chelsea. Your taking rumour as fact Lampard's name will be mentioned as a potential Chelsea manager because of his playing career there is zero chance of him becoming manager now or in the near future. Conte has a Premiership title, Italian titles and managed the Italian national team do you honestly think Chelsea would go for Lampard with no experience it's ridiculous it's heart ruling head.

No it's a real shot in the dark by you to mention Lampard our record goalscorer and club legend. Straight out of the BT studio and into the dugout for Barcelona. It's really leftfield how about him being assisted by Drogba or John Terry ?

There ain't going to be a miraculous turnaround mate especially if you gave the job to Lampard. We are going to stagnate till the end of the season Conte will leave or get sacked and then we'll have another manager for a couple of seasons or maybe less. Giving the job to Lampard who was rumoured to be interested in managing Oxford yet you think he could manage us despite no experience is laughable.

Shearer and Giggs weren't permanent you said Lampard till the end of the season. There's no point in sacking Conte we are going to finish fifth we all know it.

You can't just shoehorn someone into a club just because their a legend Giggs and Alan Shearer were terrible appointments.

I've stood up for Conte but you just can't after yesterday waving the white flag before you step onto the pitch is inexcusable. He wants out everyone knows it it's affecting the team and he seems intent in destroying his legacy. The die was cast after the Man City game at the Bridge when Andrea Morata (that's not a typo) had to go off as he wasn't happy with his hair getting messed up. We never looked like scoring and the chasm between the two teams was self evident. In two games against Man City we've had about 45% of the ball that's just embarrassing and frankly Conte should be ashamed of himself making Chelsea fans sit through that. So another new manager in the Summer that poor fucker has got his work cut whoever he is. But the most depressing thing for me is Tottenham will be playing Champions League games in their new 60,000 White Fart Lane we will be playing in the Europa League in a half empty Bridge. Us Chelsea fans are going to get some stick so let's stick together and come out fighting.

Why do you moderate on a forum about something you don't care about?. The REIGNING CHAMPIONS are going through a sticky patch and you just think fuck it I can't be bothered. Your better off moderating on something you really care about like Game of Thrones.

Nothing like loyalty is there mate?, Spare a minute for the poor fuckers who are going to the game tomorrow the weather is awful they will have paid for match tickets and train fares. Don't think they will be leaving after five minutes. You don't really get football I'm sorry soccer do you?

I never listen to football phone ins as the people who ring up are monumental arseholes. Just happened to turn on the radio and some Spurs fan says they can win the champions league my point proven I feel. Just hope Real Madrid come in for Poch in the Summer and they start sliding down the league. Also is there a more slimy footballer than Delli Ali and Harry Kane sounds so thick he'd have to study for six months to make it to the level of vegetable.

That was then this is now. I would imagine the likes of Terry, Lampard etc had a word with Drogba to cut out the theatrics. Morata like Cuadrado is not suited to English football and I just can't see him turning it round. The difference between him and Costa is off the scale one put himself about and was fearless while Morata looks like a kid who's playing with older boys and keeps whining to the teacher that their being to rough with him.

Sounds like a hoary old cliche to me. When you have a bottomless pit of money and a huge squad which you can rotate if necessary and a top manager your going to win everything. The Premier League is an average and overrated league as summed up by the league table where Everton in 9th could be dragged into a relegation battle.

Not on that scale mate. It's just a litany of negative comments some of which are just plain nasty and uncalled for. Every poster has the right to speak their mind but it would appear all you ever do is slag off the team you claim you support.

. Morata will have to have a Road to Damascus type conversion attitude wise and from what I've heard even though he's playing in a struggling side Tammy Abraham has looked extremely average. I think it was a mistake letting Traore go I was always impressed with him when he was given the chance.

What's the make of the car Cowasaki ?

Got really pissed that night FB. Even the most pessimistic Chelsea fans me being one of them was quietly confident this was going to be our year after so many false dawns and years in the doldrums. And then of course this happened and on my birthday as well.

Sounds like a Scandinavian girls name '' Hi this is my new girlfriend Anelkalouda''

I didn't know they were a couple like Brangelina

TWO FEET OF SNOW IN SCOTLAND.

Those were the days when I could piss that high. If I tried that now it I would have piss soaked shoes and probably put my back out ha ha.

Exactly Chelsea fans do seem to suffer from collective amnesia

Well according to Metro his teammates think he's a whinger. That might just be an outsider looking in guess but I would say a pretty accurate one. He's complained about English refs, opposition players and his own fitness. I remember when Robben made his debut against Bolton I thought along with everyone else fuck we've got a player here. Going even further back I saw Pat Nevin's debut at Craven Cottage and thought the exact same. Has everyone forgotten Morata's debut in the Charity Shield ? he was totally unconvincing and has been pretty woeful not Torres standard but come on can anyone say that was 58 million quid well spent ?. The Norwich game was off the scale embarrassing for a so called professional footballer to act like that I think he's been booked in every game he's played in recently he's got to man up or fuck off. The Arsenal game if we'd won that I'm sure we wouldn't be in the position we are now he was again absolutely unconvincing and lightweight. By the way anyone who thinks the fans should give their undying support for players and it's disloyal to slag them off well when I see a multi millionaire act like a petulant schoolboy I have absolutely no problem calling them out for it. http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/27/alvaro-moratas-chelsea-team-mates-think-spanish-striker-whinges-much-7344933/

I was going to have a long rant about Morata and I might do when I have more time but one word will suffice and that word is Pussy.

I can't stand this bird and her horrible squeaky voice she's just a Poundshop Amy Winehouse. The fake laugh is brilliant,