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Lukaku's poor touches per game during his time at Chelsea = 0,7 ... 4 for Costa.

Who farted???

Mascherano ... over 200 matches ... 0 goals ... 1 torn anus Vermaelen ... 3 matches ... 1 goal ... anus unscathed

Poor touches per game 3 for Lukaku ... touches MD1(47), MD2(45), MD3(48), MD4(43) ... total(183) 4 for Costa ... touches MD1(44), MD2(44), MD3(50), MD4(35) ... total(173) 1,8 for Lukaku and 2,2 for Costa in 2014/15 1,6 for Lukaku and 2,9 for Costa in 2013/14 1,4 for Lukaku and 1,9 for Costa in 2012/13 Lukaku's poor touches per game during his time at Chelsea was extremely low ... Costa should be a lot better as he's being provided with quality service (that's much higher than he would have received at Everton).

Now we know why prince Harry didn't want to stay ... Chelsea are poor Maybe do something classy ... splash some cash on Koke and hoors.

32 Premier League goals at the age of 21 isn't bad at all (he has scored 44 now) ... 29 (+ 4 in play-offs) in the Belgian league (would have been a lot more in a less defensive league). He definitely has goals in him ... so far this season: 2 goals (and 1 assist) in 3 matches.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1983171-kevin-de-bruyne-reveals-jose-mourinho-wanted-robert-lewandowski-chelsea-transfer http://www.goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2015/05/23/12001122/chelsea-blocked-de-bruynes-dortmund-move-due-to-anger-over IIRC Klopp was looking to sign KDB (reportedly they tabled a bid) and hopefully he still fancies the kid (probably even more so after 2014/15 ... including winning the DFB Pokal final over Dortmund). When KDB returned from Bremen, it seemed as if he was looking for another loan deal (or even a permanent transfer to Dortmund) ... he definitely wasn't happy rotting on the bench ... from KDB's POV: he needs to be playing to unlock his potential (probably would have been happy with another loan deal).

I'm confident that he'll be one of those players that reaches 20 plus league goals in a season (maybe even this one).

Poor touches per game 3 for Lukaku ... touches MD1(47), MD2(45), MD3(48) ... total(140) 3,3 for Costa ... touches MD1(44), MD2(44), MD3(50) ... total(138) Last season ... poor touch Costa (2,2) should be a lot better as his teammates provide quality service (much higher than he would have received at Everton) ... while Lukaku (1,8) was among the CFs with the least poor touches per game.

Poor touches per game 1,5 for Lukaku ... touches MD1(47), MD2(45) 3,5 for Costa ... touches MD1(44), MD2(44) Last season Lukaku still managed to bag 20 goals (including those that made him EL top scorer), despite the whole team playing woefully and providing almost no service. On the bright side he had very few poor touches per game and now looks eager to put his worst season behind him. Mirallas probably won't start (eventhough he returned from injury) and it's a shame that Yarmolenko hasn't joined Everton (yet) ... would be great if they can take points from Man City but guessing it won't be another Lukaku day.

SHOCKING NEWS: Jose Mourinho acts in a petulant manner ... also claims he can't speak about players from other clubs and immediately starts to talk about players from other clubs

... in 2014 when KDB moved to Wolfsburg some people were saying: £17.5m hahahaha what a rip off.. good player but never worth that money ... now the kid already has added £33m to his pricetag ...

... Neuer didn't even fool around with his (ex-)GF

£XI: the average cost of each team's XI in all 38 league games, adjusted for football inflation. At the Transfer Price Index, we noticed that this was a much more accurate reflector of a team's eventual finishing position than its squad cost; it's essentially what makes it into the starting XI each week. ... looks like the lack of transfer activity is a massive risk (when you expect to challenge for the title)

"Best management in Europe by miles" ... I'd say Juve are in with a shout ... although big clubs usually have to pay over the odds, Juve only had to pay a little over £7m for Pogba, Pirlo, Marchisio, Khedira and Vidal ... while Bayern coughed up £26m for Vidal.

KDB starts the season with a nice assist, a pen and a man of the match performance to give Wolfsburg the Super Cup title over Bayern ... also collects his POTY award ... Well deserved ... last season KDB provided 29 assists (and 16 goals) ... according to kicker.de - a record 21 assists in 34 Bundesliga matches (and 10 goals) - 2 in 6 DFB-Pokal matches (and 1 goal) - 6 in 11 Europa League matches (and 5 goals) PS Ribery (2011/12) and Misimovic (2008/09) provided 20 assists.

Neuer's valuation is lower according to the guys at CIES ... Courtois hits the nail on the head though #confident

Reportedly Mendes (probably D'Onofrio) made a move to Valencia happen.

So far KDB has provided 29 assists (and 15 goals) ... according to kicker.de - 21 in 33 Bundesliga matches (and 10 goals) - 2 in 5 DFB-Pokal matches - 6 in 11 Europa League matches (and 5 goals) Ribery (2011/12) and Misimovic (2008/09) provided 20 assists. In 1 more BuLi tie (away to Cologne) and the DFB-Pokal final (against Dortmund), KDB can add to his assists tally.

So far KDB has provided 28 assists (and 15 goals) ... according to kicker.de - 20 in 31 Bundesliga matches (and 10 goals) - 2 in 5 DFB-Pokal matches - 6 in 11 Europa League matches (and 5 goals) ... matching the BL assists record: Misimovic provided 20 assists in 33 Bundesliga matches

He matched it according to kicker.de Misimovic provided 20 assists in 33 matches ... KDB did it in 31 matches ... he can still add a few in the final 3 matches: Paderborn (A), Dortmund (H) and Cologne (A).