SpecialistsInFailure

No one can convince me that Ivanovic doesn't have Mourinho's sex tapes.

Only at school?

What have I done to you?

Are you even allowed to access that in Iran?

1. Oscar is such a poor poor player. We sold Mata and De Bruyne for him? 2. The 19th century comments made by Mou look more and more ironic as each game goes by. Ramires on the right wing summed it all up. 3. We were never going to win the champions league this season with coward tactics so might as well be knocked out now and concentrate on the league. 4. Atmosphere was dreadful (again) 5. Why the FUCK did we buy Filipe Luis for? 6. Zlatan's red was an abomination. Our players crowding the ref was equally as embarrassing. 7. Hundreds of millions of dollars yet professional footballers can't cross the ball properly. heh. 8. Laurent Blanc out-mourinho'd Mourinho.

Kane has scored 26 goals this season? Holy shit I didn't know it was THAT good

If we can't beat a team that has Bentalab and Mason in their pivot in the cup final, then we're shite, with or without Matic.

4. Arsenal

There's a few people who I wish are caught by isis.

I think early in the second half I saw a straight backline of 6 consisting of Willian - Ivanovic - Cahill - Terry - Azpilicueta - Hazard. What's Willian doing at RB and Hazard at LB? Opposition fans don't sing 'Boring, Boring Chelsea' for no reason. I have no problem if we played like we did away to City last season when we won 1-0. That game we had the perfect balance of defending and counter-attacking football. I love Jose but he is a coward in these games, and so are some of the players which cower away from responsibility. This season we have taken the lead against the following and either drew or lost; Schalke City United Spuds City Bradford Liverpool PSG We even made shitbox teams like Sunderland, Newcastle, Bradford and to an extent Spuds play like a world class team with 100 chemistry.

I did say yesterday.. Easiest $100 i've ever made.

Villa haven't scored a goal since 20 december and have only scored 11 all season. BUT because they're playing Chelsea, I'm putting money on both teams to score. These average and below average teams ALWAYS play the game of their lives against us.

I think it's confirmed that Gerrard is indeed a more respectable and honest person than Lard

No one here is blaming him for scoring goals lmao

I remember you posting that exact comment a couple of months ago. It's still one of the best comments I've ever seen in my 7+ years on various forums.

It seems the tactic of every small club in the premier league against Chelsea is try and nick a very lucky goal, play really filthy, put 11 players in the box and the goalkeeper to be a cunt.

Everytime I see or hear 'Lampard' I instantly get sick to the core of my stomach.

You better hope the IRGC isn't reading that or you'll be the 1000th person executed in Iran since last year

It'll be a tough game with the way that every single team raises their game against us and how we make average players look world class. For example.. City beaten by Stoke, Newcastle and CSKA already at home this season but when we played them they dominated for long periods of time. Mangala was world class against us, and in the next game he scored an own goal and gave away a penalty. Same with United. Poor team but we let them dominate us at times. Fellaini was a beast in midfield ffs..Fellaini. QPR thumped by United and Spurs and 19th in the table but we just manage to scrape a win. Why does Jose show teams like City and United too much respect when we're not playing at the bridge? They're 'big' teams but with our ambitions we should be beating teams like that or at least controlling the game. Hopefully for this game Jose ditches his usual small club mentality when playing big teams away from home cause we can trash Liverpool 3, 4-0 if we play our usual game. They are so bad it's hilarious.

Ramires is an integral part of this squad and the people who want him sold are crazy. His pace, intensity and stamina will be key in many games this season and offers something no one else in this team can. He is coming back fresh and will have something to prove. I, for one, welcome him back.

Fat frank is diving and winning points for our main title rivals.. This guy is a cretin

I can't stop laughing how the defender clattered into Costa and it was he that got stretchered off with an injury

This. Happens all the damn time.. Team A gets trashed before hand or is in poor form but when it's time to play us God mode is activated and it turns out to be an extremely frustrating game..

I'm literally in tears over that comment