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Liverpool really are bad. Joe Cole has officially gone, one ball he tried to do in injury time i dunno what he was doing. Maybe it was a shot, he just smashed it up in the air for a GK, weird. Don't think they'll do the double over us for a 3rd season in a row...

2-0 yids, game over. Lennon. Think i'll watch scousers now..

WTF this team are defending like a pub team. 2 fucking corners, 2 free headers. This could be 5-0.

I don't even rate newcastle anyway, dunno how they've done so well in the last year. Nearly 2-0. Benteke missed a big chance for Villa with a header thanks to a Lloris fuck up.

Lloris' stats on FIFA are unbelievable btw lol. Once again Man Utd have Howard Webb, but didn't he ref it last season when Newcastle won 3-0? Think so.

The amount of times he goes through then tries to cut inside giving the defender a chance to get back is frustrating beyond belief. I wish he'd just hit the fucking thing! This happens so often. He coulda got 3 today, at least he's getting in those positions.

Didn't see the game as was at work, this must be the first time in a while where i can watch match of the day n not knowing what our goals were like. Caught a bit of football first and i was a bit worried that Norwich apparently created a few chances which shouldn't be happening but sounded like we coulda scored 10. Great to go into the international break in the position we're in.

Welbeck, Nani, Young.... not even 1 booked for diving? That's unbelievable.

Oh look, 4 minutes at Anfield. This will be 3-3 now. Ok he blew the whistle at 3 mins 36 lol legend. Final score: Liverpool 2-3 Udinese. Di Natale is a legend.

Interesting game. Liverpool 2-3 Udinese. Wow.

Exactly, they're Man Utd, they're not losing all that often so when it's 1-2, they get 5 mins, 1-1 they get 4, 2-1 they get 1. That's why they're not far up the table.

They're useless, they just guess. 1 minute in the first half and 4 in the 2nd. The best i ever saw though was 1 at the end of the 2nd half when we knocked Arsenal out the UCL in '04. Ok it wasn't english officials but i will never forget that moment the 4th official put "1"

They top the clock in Rugby so why not football? It makes a lot of sense to me, then blow the whistle when it gets to 90 when the ball next goes dead. It worries me that Rugby is so far ahead of football.

Annoying they ain't on Channel 5. To be honest, i can see Tottenham winning this trophy because the Manager has a good record in it and he won't play the kids and treat it like something pointless.

Wow i'm 6th...damn! 30 points from the summit!

He didn't feature against Derby either. Maybe he's injured, really hope not. Will have a look shortly.

Can't go wrong with Hutch this month.

Things like that really piss me off. City were battered yet they get a terrible decision and get away with a point. Joe Hart was unbelievable it has to be said.

I only watched the 2nd half but from what i saw, Zenit were beaten by the better team. Thank fuck we didn't spend that much on Hulk, he's so predictable Milan handled him easily, he takes on the daftest shots. Milan controlled that 2nd half, Zenit created nothing. I really expected a Zenit win. Their defence was pretty shocking too.

After beating Arsenal, it's imperative we win this game or beating Arsenal wont count for shit. This is a game we really must win. Norwich are a team struggling badly, conceding lots of goals, not scoring many and yet to win. I fancy them to go down so we have to take advantage of the Arsenal game especially as our next 2 games are Tottenham and Man Utd. We'll have bad spells so it's so vital we win this game and carry on the good run. 3-0.

And they still struggle. They've lost 2 already, top of the league and we're having a laugh.

Juve fucked me so now im a tad pissed so want some money back. Man City, Arsenal, Real Madrid, Zenit. 7.2/1, £10. £82 back.

It wasn't great but we won and Robbie once again learnt a lot about the players. Lampard slows the game down so now after seeing the last 2 games, it's surely confirmed to everyone that Ramires and Mikel are the 2 holding midfielders. 4-0 was extremely harsh, i enjoyed watching them play although we scored some nice goals, they were taking huge risks and that cost them the game. our class shone through in the end but it wasn't great. The Juve/Shakhtar result was a great result though, now it's in our hands to top the group. Juve could struggle getting out of the group now. Long way to go. On a side note, that Okora at the back for the danes is only 21, he's absolutely fantastic. Gotta pick him up before others do. He'll be at a big club soon, no doubt. I voted Mata man of the match because he got 2 goals, the first very important and he took them so well. He's back to his best for sure, he looked comfortable on the ball yesterday too and made it look easy. Nobody was phenomenal.

I don't have the picture of them both side to side but Jake Livermore and Bobby Zamora are freakishly alike.

Got that right lol. What a shocking performance by QPR, they were awful today. Sparky better be careful, his job is really on the line right now.