Ollie

Awesome group and loving Arsenal's too, absolutely fantastic. The whole draw was excellent. Barca will get sweet payback on Celtic i bet too, fucking tremendous stuff. I can not be any more happy right this moment. It's like our 2013 Europa League run.

Finalised as i got home from work. So happy that he's finally here. Another player that messed us up so much in the past and yeah it woulda been nice to get him at 27 but he's another shirt seller and another legend of football joining our club. And on a free? This cannot be any better. Eto'o will push Lukaku and the the big Belgian will take over next season and start his journey of being the next Drogs. He's still a very good player too in my opinion, a player that's not far off his peak for 1 season. Excited!!

32 years old and people think he's a cripple. RVP is 30, Drogba is 35, there must be loads more like this. The thing with great strikers, even Shearer were that even with the age, they still knew how to finish. Eto'o still has a decent turn of pace so i reckon he'll be good for another 2 years at the top level. He's a short term fix, i dunno how many times i need to say it. He's not getting a 5 year contract ffs.

Sunderland are awful, absolutely, dreadfully hopelessly awful.

46 points on my bench, 46 god dammit. I've had to sacrifice 8 points too due to injury, suspension and 4 or 5 players not playing in GW 3. Nooooo.

Ya know, i've been nervous for games because they're big games like our UCL Semi's, Finals and the Club World Cup final, but this game i'm absolutely shit scared about.

Yawn, didn't really want him representing my team anyway, scummer. Even though he was superb yesterday. Form temporary, class permanent, Rooney still Rooney. I just look forward to when we get Eto'o.

Stunning strike. Did it a few times for us but shoulda done it more often. His goal against Serbia too and for us against West Ham shows he has this in his locker.

Everyone parks the bus at Old Trafford, Few teams keep em at bay.

Fucking beast today. Has dropped a bit deeper it seems and his reading of the game is still as good as ever. Last season wasn't memorable for him thanks to FSW but he's reaping the rewards of the break maybe. Still C.L.L.

Perfect game, just as we planned. No striker = no goal. When Jose wants 0-0, we get 0-0. When Jose wants a shit game, we get a shit game. Just as i said before the match started, it will be cagey and it will be a fat 0-0. Thank you and good bye, top of the league. JT MOTM and still by far our best centre back. Was flawless today, his reading of the game was and always has been superb. And Moyes has still never beat Mourinho, nor won a game at Old Trafford. We love you Jose.

I've missed this. We want 0-0, we get 0-0. Easy, job done. He's so good.

He's certainly back. Thought he was gonna be quieter and less controversial? No fucking chance. He's back and really getting stuck into Moyes and Man Utd. Fucking love him.

It's so early in the season, both will not want to lose, i can see it being cagey. That being said, i reckon we can rape them with the talent we have, but just probably wont lol.

I've done it again. I put Foster on my bench and fuck me he bags 11 points (or 12). I've got the 3 Chelsea lads today but i've left Cole on the bench hoping to curse myself again by getting a nice clean sheet. Rami and Eden need blinders. They usually do the bizo against them. 48 points so far, risen a tad thanks to fucking Arsenal.

Had a decent pre season and is quick, strong and can score a goal or 2 and can use his head. We have no other winger like him. I'd actually be pretty shocked if he went, he's a 'Jose type of player' imo. We do have enough though, i just want us to become weak.

We're Chelsea, we play 60 games a season, we need these quality players throughout the squad. Still can't actually believe this has happened, Yids must hate us as much as they hate Arsenal now, surely. I can only drool at the opportunity of seeing Hazard, Mata and Willian together with Rooney or Eto'o up top. oohh laa laa. Then next game, rest em and bring out KDB, Oscar and Schurrle. Now that's what i call a squad.

Perfect for a season or 2, absolutely perfect. I just hope this happens. Willian and Eto'o to join what we already have then Lukaku will take over and be the new Drogs for 10 years. It's set up brilliantly for our young players, this squad.

This has the makings to be so big if we can win but tbh i reckon it's got draw written all over it and i'd take that right now. It will be a big, fat, 0-0.

Wonderful start to the season really as Arsenal and City have both lost. If we can win today, it'll be the first big blow by our team and Utd would join the list already by match day 3. Was shocked when i heard about Man City but this is the premiership, don't be too surprised. This is only the first shock of many. It will happen to us, Utd, everyone.

2 lovely goals and netted in cunts testamonial. Can't knock it. Hope he keeps it up and finally fulfills some of his potential.

Nice intro but we (well, some of us) don't condone terrorism in any way Welcome to TC.

Rooney is worth £25m Mata is worth £40m. That's my opinion and that's why i'd rather this not happen. Plus the fact of course that i love Mata and don't particularly like Wayne Rooney.

Ok fuck it. I've bit the bullet, taken 4 points away from my team and acquired a certain Villa striker. He's irritating me now lol. Goodbye Defoe and Cazorla. Welcome Benteke and Walcott. More goals means more points. I need to come back into this after a horrible first gameweek. Now i have an incredible team. Kinda obvious now that Defoe will now start over Soldado and Benteke will have a shocker against Liverpool. Just watch, i know it will happen.

Well, i think Mata won't leave anyway. He loves it here and loves London so much. He'll just say "Fuck you, i'm staying" and up his game like he did last season after about the 4th or 5th match. Of course anyone would be tempted to play for Man Utd, the biggest team in England but not when you're already in love with another top English club. If it means us getting our target and Chelsea being much better then you have to do what you've gotta do but i cannot for the life of me comprehend Mata at Man Utd. It cannot happen.