Ollie

Can someone just close this, i'm already sick of seeing this guy's name. It's like a Man Utd appreciation thread.

Oooh is that me in the top 3. Coming for u now, still not used wildcard and just inherited Aguero.

Best individual performance i saw was probably Vialli in Tromso. He was amazing that day in the snow.

Great day but WBA shoulda definitely had a pen in the 94th minute, fucking scum referee. How in any language could that not be a foul? I watched the yid game and they were shit. What an incredible scoreline though.

Fuck sake Chels, why do it to us. I actually feel a bit sorry for Norwich but i'm still extremely happy. What a goal from Willian, absolutely stunning. Reminded me of Crespo. Massive win.

Anyone thinking about watching the WBA - Arse game.... Just don't. West Ham - yids is also on at 4, get a stream.

Seeing Jose at the start of this gives me confidence. He's so focused, as are the team by the looks of it. Looking forward to this, come on!

I'm still rising and i will catch you muhaha. Still 2 Everton players to go with Jagielka and Barkley. 62 points so far.

Did Bale play? Poor Welshy boy probably has more chance winning the league with the yid shit than Real Madrid.

Arsenal fans wedding, i had to bring out the Chelsea blue. His wife's a blue too.

Should just go for it. We're better, we're playing pretty well and we need to win. I'm sure we'll win comfortably. Play like we did in the 2nd half yesterday, it will be more than comfortably.

And before someone asks, no i didn't use fake tan and yes i do have big ears. Anyway, this was at my best mates wedding about 10 days ago. And no i don't smoke! (Often).

my hate for Arsenal is actually evolving. I didn't think it could but i was in the pub yesterday for all the footy and honestly you'd think they were dead certs to win the league. Singing and hugging each other after the game "We are top of the league" chants and all that bollocks. It struck a nerve, i even turned to em and shouted "Enjoy it whilst you can, it wont last long" and then told em that "some cunt was really nice to you with the fixtures weren't they". Have you ever seen an easier bunch of fixtures to start off a season? And they forget they lost at home to Villa on the opening day ffs. Those lot make my blood boil like no other team. I think they have another couple of easy games next too. As one Kevin Keegan once said... "I'll LOVE IT if we beat them, LOVE IT!!" And i want to be in that pub with all those same fucking idiots when it happens. Please god let it happen. I also wanna be in there when Utd, City, Yids, Liverpool and hopefully some other teams beat them too. I hate them, i absolutely detest them. Anyway on a different note.... Good morning Manchester, how we feeling today?

What a stunning 2nd half. Torres was like the Torres of old, he actually looks like he will do something with the ball when he gets it and still proves that he has pace. If he can just learn to shoot a bit more, he'll be a real player again. The red card was an absolute joke and i hope Vertonghen gets panned for what he did by everyone. We still need to learn how to score goals though. The 2nd half was like Everton, attack,attack,attack yet it took a set piece to score the goal. I can only wonder what we could be like if we were potent up front. Mata was also fantastic when he came on. Along with the tempo change, he helped changed the game. We woulda won it if Torres was stayed on the pitch. Was a real shame but i was so happy with the performance and the desire shown. Was happy with the result in the end too because if they'd won it late, it woulda been a catastrophe.

Our team from Yesterday would humiliate their team from today. Would be like 1998/1999 all over again if anyone remembers it. And for the record, their starting 11 cost more than ours that day. Bring it on, great tie.

Tbh i'm actually getting a bit fed up watching us create chances and not put them away. I mean sure, we won and we did it professionally but why can't we just bang some fucking goals in? I want to see us score goals and our players relax and be clinical and thrash these fucking teams. Torres was very good yet shoulda scored 3 and Willian shoulda passed to him to give him another too. Mata and Willian were both below average and need to really think long and hard if they wanna get into the first team. They made Jose's job very easy for Saturday. Essien showed some glimpses of the past with some runs through the middle and Luiz was well... Luiz. And i know it's easy to say Torres was good against League 1 opposition but this guy's won everything. World Cup, Euro's, UEL, UCL... so he should be praised for being up for it in this type of game, away on a Tuesday evening in the League Cup against lower division opposition and really putting the work in both offensively and defensively. He coulda sulked at being 2nd choice but he put it foot down and fought for his spot. Credit to him. We played alright but ffs i wish we'd put the fucking ball away. We're so frustrating.

The Yid - Chelsea game is set up fantastically. Canny fucking wait.

I really hope we just go all out aggressively after what's happened lately. Fulham are a very poor side and one that we should dispatch convincingly. 6-0.

Oscar is not a winger at all and Mata can play as a winger very well so i go for Oscar here.

I've never seen a more clueless Chelsea team in all my life. I was at the game and i was horrified tbh with what i was watching. It was absolutely horrible. Heads will roll. Can probably get 100 million for Hazard and Mata. I love them but if they can't play under the Jose pressure, they should probably be sold for Jose to create his own team. The attacking threat is non existent and to look that shit with those players really takes some doing. I'll still back them to come good and for things to work in time and i'll still go to the other ucl games or uel games if it gets to that again... (Perish the thought of not getting out of THAT group) but yesterday just was not good at all. On the other hand, Oscar is a superstar. He was immense, even the effort he put in around the pitch. He's been our best player so far this season.

The thing is though, last season he started the same way. He was awful in his first 3 or 4 games, certainly no where near fully fit then he got going and was amazing for about 4 months. Died down a bit later on but he had a real golden spell. He will do it again if Jose believes in him.

Tomorrow is a perfect game for Mata to get back into the swing of things. He will definitely start and he needs to reproduce his magic because the pressure and focus, rightly or wrongly is on him right now.

Could do with a Sturridge hattrick in a 4-3 Swansea win. 53 points, 1 man left. Still a lowly 19th tho.

Had Jagielka as my captain because i kinda knew yesterday was going to happen. Although it was Giroud who once again stole the show in my team. WTF is up with this guy nowadays. Anyway 47 points so far, couple of players left. Sturridge and Shaw.

Going to this, i know Basel are not a bad team but they'll get a backlash. I hope we send a marker down after yesterday. 4-0.