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So Christensen literally shat himself again, unbelievable. What is it today? A belly ache? A diarrhoea?

Just leave James alone, put him in blanket and do not rush anything. If he plays only 1 game in the rest of the season, so be it. The cup final is the priority, assuming we do not experience a monumental fuck up in the league.

Spurs losing points again, this time 0-0, did not score in two consecutive matches. How lovely would it be to beat WHU tomorrow?

And then Ramsdale celebrated a save from Dalot. Small club mentality.

Hope the bubble around Bruno now blasts. Bang average.

The boss also explained Christensen’s half-time withdrawal… 'He said he could not continue so I think he had some problems and that’s why.' In other words, Christensen has shat himself again. Unbelievable this guy.

Which means we have more draws/defeats than wins on our home turf!

Wow this is just shocking stats - 15 League games at the Bridge this season and we have won only 26 points out of those 45 possible.

This quad talk has been so annoying!

Absolutely this, been saying that for years. I really really hope his contract has not been signed as suggested in the media. His signature move? Play it super safe and when he misplaces a pass, he puts his arms up and questions his team mates. Piss off

Didn’t Klopp lose 5 home games in a row last season? I hope this is not the achievement that TT wants to emulate.

That’s some game from him then! 😅

No more rotation of such degree ffs, and no more underestimation of the opposition. I want and demand a big reaction against West Ham.

Sooo easy for Rudiger to ask for 50k more now.

At least it keeps us on our toes before the cup final. Tuchel needs to stop rotating heavily (for what now anyway?) and most importantly stop playing clowns ffs.

A masterclass in Madrid. A week later Arteta’s bitch. He needs to stop playing some horrid players once and for all.

Azpilicueta makes a foul and then fucking argues for 2 minutes while we are chasing, such a clown. I hope we part ways in the summer

This game is as good as a sackable offence, Tuchel got HORRIBLY wrong.

Azpilicueta out in the summer too!!

Kante giving balls away for fun again. Pen for them now

How is it possible that we have been Arteta’s bitch ever since he was appointed? Lampard could not even follow what was happening and Tuchel is getting is wrong again too

lol Sarr is just tragic

I hope Azpilicueta’s contract has not been signed. Fucking woeful too. Too many safe passes and when he misplaces one, he gets angry at others.

RLC playing with them

Literally no idea why the fuck Tuchel keeps on playing some turds. RLC included