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Oh please no!! Not the Lord Gianfranco at Wet Spam!! My worst nightmare

I'll start it off at the Bordeaux game

yeah that's true, nice idea

If this was regarding John Arne Riise's own goal, then it would be funnier!

LMAO!! Tiago what a legend!

oh shit Khan lost!!

lol... it's meant to be "Te-ree" or something, that's how it's supposed to be said

Here's another Scolari one for you! Sung to "Toto - Hold the line" ---------------------- He's got a bald head, and a mustache He's got an impressive, right hand He's got an amazing manager record He's gonna take Chelsea, right to the end He's gonna take Chelsea right up the top of the league come next May CHORUS: What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh He's got a great captain in John Terry He's got a midfielder in Lampard, ooh He's got a goalscorer in Didi Drogba He's got a shotstopper in Petr Cech He's got a whole Chelsea team that are better than all of the rest CHORUS: What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh He's gonna be better than Vialli He's gonna win more than Mourinho, ohh He's gonna speak better than Ranieri He's gonna win everything Chelsea can win cus he has a Chelsea team that are better than all of the rest Chorus - Luis Felipe Sco-lari What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari Luis Felipe, Luis Felipe Sco-lari What's his name? Luis Felipe Sco-lari, Luis Felipe Sco-lari Luis Felipe Sco-lari, Luis Felipe Sco-lari, oh oh oh

Chim Chimminie Chim Chimminie Chim Chim, Charee... Who needs Robinho when we have Terry.. Chim Chimminie Chim Chimminie Chim Chim, Charoo... Who needs Robinho when we have Kalou!

:lol: :lol:

HA!! Keegan threatening on leaving because he can't sign any players! What a baby!

Well, if you were offered a £200,000 a week wage, you wouldn't want to turn it down despite saying previously that you had a heart set on a move elsewhere to begin with

Man City 0-3 Chelsea Robinho scores three own goals

Robinho says: "At first, I wanted to join Chelsea because I wanted to work with Luis Felipe Scolari and become one of the greatest players in the world, play Champions League football and work with other great players. But when I knew Manchester City made an offer, I found out they have lots of money, so I went there instead to bag myself a shit load of money every week so I can be a filthy stinking rich bastard!"

Robinho to earn £200,000 a week at Man City! What a complete farce football has turned out to be! I have seriously no interest in it whatsoever now!

Yeah, signing a shitload of superstars for gawd knows how much money, expecting them to play their best for the club and as a result, win them a few titles... wait no sorry... "buy" them a few titles... Remember what they said to us when Abramovich first bought Chelsea? Many said that whoever we signed, would they gel together? Would they cope with the English game? A lot of players didn't because of those reasons, they had never even played along with the players before, not to mention that the kind of game they would be expecting was going to be different. As I have said many times, too much money in football makes it seem like mockery and an auction.

That is being stupidly optimistic!! Man City serving up a reality dream team in three years If that happens, I will purposly piss in a beer glass and drink it

Well, I wouldn't suppose there isn't much to say regarding any move to be honest. As long as he's leaving Real Madrid, it doesn't matter for him really does it. Even a move to Stoke would appeal somewhat!

Well I have today woken up at 12pm in the afternoon, which is definitely not me I have to say, and I still cannot believe that happened 12 hours ago. It burns my retinas

If Liam Gallagher is leading the chants, and Ricky Hatton is celebrating a transfer "knockout" then the answer to that would probably be yes :thumbsdown: Another point, the number 13 is not a lucky number!

yeah I agree with Elliott

Now you know how it feels to hate a football team that has so much money, like Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal and all the others used to do with us When they said that their new company had more wealth than Abramovich my blood boiled

The bottom line is, big money has taken over the interest of football. There's no love or passion for the game anymore, it's just a hoarde of shifty personnell with deep pockets running the show all the time, making the game seem like a complete farce!

tbh I would rather have Ferreira at the club than people like Belletti. People have said earlier in this thread Ferreira is more defensive. I agree with them

Fuck Robinho, I want Zola back!