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David Luiz KNOWS how to make a long ball!!

Oh Bogdan what a complete error!!! Lampard makes it 4-0

Sturridge you fucking BEAST!!!!! Goodbye Kalouless!!! 3-0 :blue scalf:

Corner to Bolton here...

Meireles really can't do the jobs Mikel is able to do!

Daniel Sturridge is a BEAST!!!

welcome to the forums dude!

No way... we don't need Khedira, we've got enough central midfielders already thanks!

I give you the utmost respect for this Nemanja, and I'm really sorry for your loss!

Three things I think of that end to the game: 1) Kalou is a fucking twat and never should be allowed to play again... he comes on for Lampard and costs us the win with a fucking handball 2) That free kick at the end should have been allowed to be taken because it was an opportunity for us to win the game... 3) I'm happy with a point at the Mestalla, even though we flunked it via a handball... this is argueably our toughest venue in the group stage and we didn't lose! The evil Platini is at it again...

Kalou you fucking twat!!

Fucking bring McEachran on ... why Kalou? FFS!!

free kick conceded in a dangerous position... can't be good!

Fucking hell Ashley Cole why didn't you just clear the ball away!! FFS

Mata = absolute perfection!

SUPER FRANK!! GET THE FUCK IN THERE

He's fucking saved again... AND AGAIN... from Ramires... then Torres... are you sure this is Valencia's 3rd choice keeper Clive Tyldsley

This is Valencia's 3rd choice keeper, and he makes a save like that... fuck my actual life!

TORRES HEADER SAVED!!

Torres nearly through there... nearly!!

Frustrating first half... we started well, but Lampard and Malouda have been especially poor, and Valencia have been slowly moving up a gear as the game has gone on!

Lampard's time is officially up... end of story!

Mata wins us a corner!! Come on Chels....

Nice pressing from Terry there!

Ramires is in trouble!! FUCK SAKE