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Matt Law ‏@Matt_Law_DT 11m11 minutes ago Whatever you think of David Luiz the player, and I have my reservations, he is a leader and a talisman + that is something #cfc have lacked Matt Law ‏@Matt_Law_DT 11m11 minutes ago After Drogba left, the dressing room seemed quiet and a bit sullen - Luiz will be a big character who will lift the place #cfc

Matt Le Tissier: "If #Chelsea do sign David Luiz tonight, it’s great business. He’s a great signing for them.“ [Sky]

Can I be greedy and ask for another signing? Okay I'll shut up and be grateful.

BREAKING: BBC report David Luiz is set to return to Chelsea for a fee of around £34m, two years after leaving Stamford Bridge for #PSG. #CFC

Welcome Marcos Alonso! I'm optimistic about this guy, I was impressed with him at Sunderland during his short stint there and hopefully he's improved further whilst in Serie A. If this means he's a nailed on starter and we have Azpi claim the right back position then this is a great deal. If this means he's understudy to Azpi at left back and Brana remains untouchable then it sucks. Let's wait and see, good luck! Up the Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

David Luiz coming in via helicopter? Can totally see him turning up, in a nice suit like someone out of Evolution from WWE.

Full back. Done. Happy days! Good luck Marcos and welcome!

BREAKING NEWS David Luiz is getting closer towards a return to Chelsea and is in London for his medical.

Despite rumours today, Newcastle have not had an approach from #Chelsea for Moussa Sissoko yet. [Sky Sports]

Rodrigo Caio has been told by PSG that David Luiz could leave for #Chelsea at any time and they will then bid for him. (via @jorgenicola)

So Luiz, Abdennour and Alonso? Good sorting out of our defence if true, kudos lads.

Sissoko, Abdennour, Rodriguez, Luiz..... I need to lie down.

Chelsea tries to overtake Tottenham for Sissoko in a last minute offensive (RMC Sport) #CFC #THFC #NUFC

BREAKING: David Luiz move 'edging closer' - expect it to happen today (Mail) #CFC #PSG

According to Valencia's @superdeporte_es, Valencia CF & Chelsea in the last hours are negotiating the transfer of Aymen Abdennour. #CFC #VCF #CFC can finally take ownership of Abdennour, who would leave on loan. The operation is very interesting for Valencia (via @superdeporte_es)

This is happening isn't it? Maybe him, Abdennour and Alonso? That would be our defence sorted.

Breaking: Chelsea in talks to sign Valencia defender Aymen Abdennour on loan (Telegraph) #CFC #VCF

Sissoko?! Huh? Are we just trying to piss off Spurs? DEFENDERS DAMNIT.

Ian McGarry ‏@garbosj 35m35 minutes ago Before @DavidLuiz_4 sold, #Abramovich saw him as successor to Terry as captain. Return not so unlikely. #CFC #PSG

So your only insight into the player is his time at Bolton? Players improve you know. Give the lad a chance, I know he's not a 'big signing' but he could be a decent addition to the squad and could FINALLY see us move Azpi to right back. Be positive until he's proven shit at least.

LUIZ UPDATE We heard last night that Chelsea had offered PSG £30m up front with another £2m in add-ons to bring David Luiz back to the club. We're told the Brazilian defender is keen on a move back to London and that discussions will continue today.

#Chelsea could be one of the busiest clubs on the final day of the window after making approaches for James Rodríguez and Garay. [Times] #Chelsea have held talks with Zenit St Petersburg about signing Garay, the centre back. The Russians want £20million. [Times] Real may allow James Rodriguez to leave on loan, while #Chelsea have agreed a £21million deal to sign Marcos Alonso from Fiorentina. [Times]

I have absolutely no idea how this is going to go... but I'm kind of excited. Watch now as it blows up in my stupid face by us signing no one.

For the midfield, #CFC's main target is Brozovic. At the moment, it is more of an idea as no attempts have been made. (via @DiMarzio) #Inter