CrayzayBarnet

brilliant

hahahahahha

Nooo he's a vampire he'll try to eat Branislav when he's not looking

Can't wait for him to score the winner against the scum!

How do you put a picture on your signature and a link in the picture so if someone was to click it, it'll take them to another page or something? help would be appreciated, thanks.

Think he has had time to think and changed his mind

I'm pretty sure you're the one comparing the russian league's match fitness to the premier league, the premier league is faster stronger and far more competitive and he hasn't been playing that for 2 years, he isn't premier league match fit, what's so hard to understand?

How is that ridiculous? A player who has been playing in a rubbish league for 2 years isn't going to be anywhere near up to premier league match fit, have you never seen a player not start because he isn't '' match fit '' well, the pace of the premier league is a bit different to the Russian league pal, do you watch football?

Average team that will bottle it again this season

He's fit but he isn't premier league match fit, he's been playing in Russia which is nowhere near the pace of the premier league, doubt he will

It was live...

I don't think Everton will be as good at goodison as they have been under David Moyes, I predict 2-0 Chelsea. Will be a good away day

Win together, lose together!

Don't go against the happy one! he knows what he's doing

He must of been possessed

I remember that game he done unreal!

Didier Drogba vs Everton 2006, nuff said.

I think it's just a step to something better, soon Wilshere will leave so will cazorla

I don't want a vampire at Chelsea

at least he was man enough to step up and take one.. shows his maturity at his age and determination to impress.

2 words: well said

Eto'o Is match fit, but he isn't premier league match fit. You've got the remember he has been playing in the russian league, completely different to the premier league the pace the quality the competitiveness, I doubt he'll start

Not many can keep Ribery out all game though

Does anyone agree that Cech was below average in penalties last night? Yes he kept us in the game, pulled off a few cracking saves... but how didn't he save shaqiri's penalty?

Anyone else think it's embarrassing that Arsenal's only proper signing is a player who left them 5 years ago because they weren't good enough? and still aren't...