An open letter to Gary Neville

[LDN Blue 7,903]

in light of recent downturns at the club, I thought I'd bring some humour to TC. Found this on ESPN today, it's brilliant

Dear Gary,

Retire. Please. It has become all too evident that your wispy goatee, stuttering run and loathsome brand of snarling are hilariously outdated. You are an embarrassment on the football field and look every inch of your 35 years.

Your career is now built on deception; that your hard work in training and 'great' attitude is still worthy of the odd game in seven, and that you somehow seem to have been afforded immunity against red cards by a series of blundering officials. First you got away with a nailed on second yellow after a desperate lunge on Matthew Etherington at Stoke, leading to your half-time substitution, and now you appear to be able to fell a striker bearing down on goal without so much as a peep from the ref's whistle.

In fact, it seems your gob is about the only thing in your entire body that still appears to work - not that anything good comes out of it, much like another body part I'd rather not mention. So before Fergie is shuffled into an embarrassing corner when he'll have to stop you turning up for training at Carrington, and even Scholesy won't sit with you for lunch in the canteen, do yourself a favour and pack it in. You're so bad you're even making Phil look good.

Yours, TFO.

[Fulham Broadway 16,856]

''In fact, it seems your gob is about the only thing in your entire body that still appears to work''

..and just because he's hair round it explains why he talks like a cunt as well

[Blue Rain 2]

He does look like a child molester...

[Madmax 9,219]

Can someone clear this up for me - why is Neville so hated?

[Cosmin 2,484]

He's hated because of his asshole atittude. He also had some ... wierd moments.

On the other hand, I still don't get it why is John Terry so hated. He doesn't say anything bad about Chelsea opponents, he's a great player and a model for a captain. Just because he screwed a bitch, he's booed everywhere.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

On the other hand, I still don't get it why is John Terry so hated. He doesn't say anything bad about Chelsea opponents, he's a great player and a model for a captain. Just because he screwed a bitch, he's booed everywhere.

John Terry back stabbed his friend in the back & broke the one rule guy's have. Don't do your mate's ex.. I understand it . But he's not paid to keep his private life in check, he's paid to perform on the pitch, which he does day in, day out.

[Blue Rain 2]

He's hated because of his asshole atittude. He also had some ... wierd moments.

On the other hand, I still don't get it why is John Terry so hated. He doesn't say anything bad about Chelsea opponents, he's a great player and a model for a captain. Just because he screwed a bitch, he's booed everywhere.

Yeh not to mention he's shit.

[Kostas 1,468]

JT was hated even before the Bridge scandal. Guess it has something to do with being a vocal icon for the most hated team in country.

[gary gordon 1,777]

JT was hated even before the Bridge scandal. Guess it has something to do with being a vocal icon for the most hated team in country.

You hit the nail on the head my greek friend!

[BRMC 12]

Ashley Cole, JT and gary neville have always been hated.. As for neville there is just so many reasons as to why he is hated. Hes just a complete and utter prick who thinks hes hard. Although to be fair alot of the England players of the last 6 years or so are booed because of their failure