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I was so friendzoned once this girl wanted me to sleep in the same bed as her after a party because 'I'm such a good friend that I wouldn't do anything.' It's either that or she could tell that I'll come out of the closet in a couple of years. Maybe girls can tell if you will be gay or not. Fascinating creatures aren't they?

Fuck sake you could of at least teabagged her better than nothing and you never know where it might have lead... for all you know you could end up being done for sexual assault.

Ah I am not the only one apparently [emoji106]

Doesn't exactly help especially when it looks like a gherkin either does it? I hate life.

Also is it weird to see Ryan Davidson likes this on various comments despite it not being me? or just me that thinks so? Anyway...

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W-wait, I do?

You obviously do. We all know of your mind-crippling crush on Jake that has forced you to question your sexual orientation and your entire identity. We all know that it has gotten so bad that it's been keeping you up night, thinking....fantasizing. Even your grades have been effected and you're too ashamed to explain to your worried friends. You're scared to death that people on here would figure is out so you try your best not to reply to Jake or act weird in threads he's posted in. But we noticed. We ALL know!

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You obviously do. We all know of your mind-crippling crush on Jake that has forced you to question your sexual orientation and your entire identity. We all know that it has gotten so bad that it's been keeping you up night, thinking....fantasizing. Even your grades have been effected and you're too ashamed to explain to your worried friends. You're scared to death that people on here would figure is out so you try your best not to reply to Jake or act weird in threads he's posted in. But we noticed. We ALL know!

Damn! And here I thought I was doing a great job concealing it...

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