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[OneMoSalah 8,783]

Britain has not been successfuly invaded since the Normans invaded in 1066.

Well long may it stay that way haha!

[Spike 12,049]

The French get a very raw deal. Their heroic resistance in WW1 at Verdun must not be forgotten. Yes they folded in WW2 but everyone who faced the Blitzkrieg except for the USSR did.

I still don't know how the British managed to shit their way through Operation Sea Lion. Looking at the plan I can't believe Hitler didn't try it.

The British were proper fucked in France too, I hate how France only gets stick for that. They left so many weapons and ammunition in France for the Nazis to seize, too!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Britain has not been successfuly invaded since the Normans invaded in 1066.

But since 1588 Britain has had the advantage of being a global superpower, so far ahead of the pack that they could not be fought on a level field. That's not the case anymore, if China really bothered they could take it within days.

Contrary to reports North Korea are not to be worried about at all. Wars are won by the country that produces the most steel. North Korea has awful infrastructure and manufacturing is limited. One or two failed operations and they'll be done.

[capriccioso 2,545]

True but I reckon that the only sort of "superpower" should be Chelsea FC

But we are! Roman Abramovich has a private army of 400 and his yachts are equipped with radar blockers and cruise missiles

[Solonapoli 256]

Britain should stay out of it. This is a war to decide once and for all who will be the sole superpower (until Russia/Brazil/India rise up to challenge the USA), and that sure as hell isn't going to be Britain or any other European country. Stand back and let China and the USA destroy each other and then pick up the pieces.

All intrude between U.S. and China.. Europe + US vs China-Russia-Iran.. God please that it never happens

[Spike 12,049]

But since 1588 Britain has had the advantage of being a global superpower, so far ahead of the pack that they could not be fought on a level field. That's not the case anymore, if China really bothered they could take it within days.

Contrary to reports North Korea are not to be worried about at all. Wars are won by the country that produces the most steel. North Korea has awful infrastructure and manufacturing is limited. One or two failed operations and they'll be done.

The British Navy will sort those lot out. Ho hum!

North Korea is the most militarised country in the world but it's army is still smaller than France's.

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

But since 1588 Britain has had the advantage of being a global superpower, so far ahead of the pack that they could not be fought on a level field. That's not the case anymore, if China really bothered they could take it within days.

Contrary to reports North Korea are not to be worried about at all. Wars are won by the country that produces the most steel. North Korea has awful infrastructure and manufacturing is limited. One or two failed operations and they'll be done.

I'm not even joking but China scares me due to the fact it is evolving as a country and becoming bigger and bigger and better at producing technologies and seem to be leading the world in research on various subjects. If they could turn that technology and research they have into weapons/things that could help they would be the ultimate superpower country and could control the world.... also North Korea/South Korea with their supposed nuclear weapons are quite dangerous but you can't tell if they actually have them or not.

[capriccioso 2,545]

The British were proper fucked in France too, I hate how France only gets stick for that. They left so many weapons and ammunition in France for the Nazis to seize, too!

Another thing conveniently forgotten is that they lost something like 35% of men aged between 20 and 45 in WW1. That took a massive amount out of their population, and they had a very low birth rate even before the war. France didn't have the manpower to put itself back on its feet in time for WW2.

[Spike 12,049]

I'm not even joking but China scares me due to the fact it is evolving as a country and becoming bigger and bigger and better at producing technologies unlike the rest of the world. If they could turn that technology into weapons they would be the ultimate superpower country and could control the world...

They are just overcompensating for their small dicks.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I'm not even joking but China scares me due to the fact it is evolving as a country and becoming bigger and bigger and better at producing technologies unlike the rest of the world. If they could turn that technology into weapons they would be the ultimate superpower country and could control the world...

I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords.

I only like the Chinese for their fine cuisine and their rather fine porn stars........... ha as if

[capriccioso 2,545]

I only like the Chinese for their fine cuisine and their rather fine porn stars........... ha as if

It was a reference to The Simpsons .

Kent Brockman says this:

“Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over — ‘conquered’ if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.”

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

It was a reference to The Simpsons .

Kent Brockman says this:

“Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over — ‘conquered’ if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.”

Oh lol, when I think of the Simpsons now I can just remember some guy posting a Olympic logo in here that looked like Lisa Simpson sucking Bart Simpsons dick. The remains of my childhood was in tatters and still is.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I know how Australia can win WW3. Forget using advanced technology and all that nonsense. We'll just plant Australian Stinging Tree's all over the world, not tell anyone that they're dangerous, and watch people die within 4 minutes of even brushing one of its hairs

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

I know how Australia can win WW3. Forget using advanced technology and all that nonsense. We'll just plant Australian Stinging Tree's all over the world, not tell anyone that they're dangerous, and watch people die within 4 minutes of even brushing one of its hairs

You sir, are a sinister mother fucker.

[Spike 12,049]

I know how Australia can win WW3. Forget using advanced technology and all that nonsense. We'll just plant Australian Stinging Tree's all over the world, not tell anyone that they're dangerous, and watch people die within 4 minutes of even brushing one of its hairs

We have superior weapons.

[capriccioso 2,545]

We have superior weapons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4

[OneMoSalah 8,783]

I have an even better theory for how anyone can win WW3, show that fucking annoying Shaun T Insanity work out advert on every television channel. See it nearly every night when I'm up, so so so so want to fucking punch the cunt in the face he is so annoying yelling at me "Dig deeper, I need YOU to dig DEEPER!!!" Fucking prick he is, nobody shouts at me.

Anyway eventually everyone will end up boring themselves to death/surrendering and the opposing country will have won.

Also people who go on the Insanity advert, I dont give a fuck if you earned that t-shirt, its a fucking t-shirt argrehtiwebgjksabth rage