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Fulham Broadway

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Lol, you have to laugh at the lame excuse! I bet hospitals get all sorts of fantastic stories for weird genital related injuries... :D

Lol true.

I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true.

Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse.

The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom.

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Lol true.

I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true.

Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse.

The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom.

Are you Ricky Gervais??? :D

One thing the story failed to mention was that if the fish was still alive inside him or not?

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Fulham Broadway

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Are you Ricky Gervais??? :D

One thing the story failed to mention was that if the fish was still alive inside him or not?

Yeah he nicked the story of me ;) If it was still alive would have a hell of a story to tell his mates when he got back in the tank. ''You're not going to belive this....'' all the other fish would be going ''You just happened to swim up there ''. ''Righto''.

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Yeah he nicked the story of me ;) If it was still alive would have a hell of a story to tell his mates when he got back in the tank. ''You're not going to belive this....'' all the other fish would be going ''You just happened to swim up there ''. ''Righto''.

Lol :D

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Fulham Broadway

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Lol :D

''One minute I was happily swimming in and out of the plastic Galleon, the next , there was fucking piss everywhere''. '' So how did you manage to swim up this knob then ?'' ''I thought it was a new water feature in the tank''.

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Come to think of it, which I do, .....Aroop hasnt been on for awhile....

HAHAHAHA!!!.......

Well thats called a "PENIS FISH"...No Kidding. It usually goes up your penis if your swimming naked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncate...04/27/ga3_3.jpg

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Lol true.

I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true.

Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse.

The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom.

LOL!!!.. I heard of this story where a 52 year old man was trying to satisfy himself by inserting a PEPSI Can in his Arse. No Kidding. He inserted the can a little to much and the can got stuck inside his anus.

The best part was. His Wife and his daughter admitted him in the hospital.

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HAHAHAHA!!!.......

Well thats called a "PENIS FISH"...No Kidding. It usually goes up your penis if your swimming naked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncate...04/27/ga3_3.jpg

It's hardly the type of fish you'd find in an aquarium tho'.

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