Fulham Broadway 17,511 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Whats the chances of that happening ? Sounds a bit fishy to me. http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5012895,00.html Come to think of it, which I do, .....Aroop hasnt been on for awhile.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Whats the chances of that happening ? Sounds a bit fishy to me. http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/stor...5012895,00.html Come to think of it, which I do, .....Aroop hasnt been on for awhile.... A 1.5 cm wide fish surely can't have managed to slip inside that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry26 6 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 well i have heard of a fish in south america somewhere that does that but in this case - how was he cleaning his fish tank ????????? :huh: :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,511 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 A 1.5 cm wide fish surely can't have managed to slip inside that way... His cock must have some kind of vacuum cleaner attachment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry26 6 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 and how many guys would go to the loo with a fish in their hand ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EskWeston 696 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol, you have to laugh at the lame excuse! I bet hospitals get all sorts of fantastic stories for weird genital related injuries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,511 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol, you have to laugh at the lame excuse! I bet hospitals get all sorts of fantastic stories for weird genital related injuries... Lol true. I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true. Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse. The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EskWeston 696 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol true. I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true. Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse. The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom. Are you Ricky Gervais??? One thing the story failed to mention was that if the fish was still alive inside him or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,511 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Are you Ricky Gervais??? One thing the story failed to mention was that if the fish was still alive inside him or not? Yeah he nicked the story of me If it was still alive would have a hell of a story to tell his mates when he got back in the tank. ''You're not going to belive this....'' all the other fish would be going ''You just happened to swim up there ''. ''Righto''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EskWeston 696 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Yeah he nicked the story of me If it was still alive would have a hell of a story to tell his mates when he got back in the tank. ''You're not going to belive this....'' all the other fish would be going ''You just happened to swim up there ''. ''Righto''. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fulham Broadway 17,511 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol ''One minute I was happily swimming in and out of the plastic Galleon, the next , there was fucking piss everywhere''. '' So how did you manage to swim up this knob then ?'' ''I thought it was a new water feature in the tank''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Come to think of it, which I do, .....Aroop hasnt been on for awhile.... HAHAHAHA!!!....... Well thats called a "PENIS FISH"...No Kidding. It usually goes up your penis if your swimming naked. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncate...04/27/ga3_3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Lol true. I remember this casualty nurse I was briefly seeing told me a story, she swore was true. Bloke went to casualty with a small bottle of HP sauce stuck up his arse. His story was that he was locked out of his house when he went shopping, and as he was climbing on the ledge to get through the window he slipped, landed on the shopping, and the bottle shot up his arse. The barely credible story might have been true, but for the fact the casualty staff found the bottle was covered with a condom. LOL!!!.. I heard of this story where a 52 year old man was trying to satisfy himself by inserting a PEPSI Can in his Arse. No Kidding. He inserted the can a little to much and the can got stuck inside his anus. The best part was. His Wife and his daughter admitted him in the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez 2,727 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 HAHAHAHA!!!....... Well thats called a "PENIS FISH"...No Kidding. It usually goes up your penis if your swimming naked. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncate...04/27/ga3_3.jpg It's hardly the type of fish you'd find in an aquarium tho'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie_666 1,081 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 It's hardly the type of fish you'd find in an aquarium tho'. Why not. It looks wierd, so the owner must have thought ..Ahhh.. lets have it in our aquarium. People have baby sharks in their aquariums so why not Penis Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Cee 50 Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 Why not. It looks wierd, so the owner must have thought ..Ahhh.. lets have it in our aquarium. People have baby sharks in their aquariums so why not Penis Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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