Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Murica!! How do Europeans view Americans? I know Mexicans don't like them.Laughing stock of the world. Mexico is seen as America except Spanish with Drug Cartels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 You do know Ali G is Sacha Baron Cohen, right? AKA Borat & Bruno If you're with your missus visit here: http://www.icebarlondon.com/If you're not with her visit here: http://playboyclublondon.com/Visit Leicester Sq at night. Go to the Odeon and watch a film, then go to a restaurant for dinner, visit a few clubs and then end the night in the Hippodrome Casino. Fuck me ... I still remember the lapdance I got at the Rhino Club ..... nom nom nom http://spearmintrhino.com/# Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 TBH England was the America before America was. The similarities run deep, just as fat and idiotic. You don't need to look past Essex and Geordie reality TV shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 TBH England was the America before America was. The similarities run deep, just as fat and idiotic. You don't need to look past Essex and Geordie reality TV shows.I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.Fuck me ... I still remember the lapdance I got at the Rhino Club ..... nom nom nom http://spearmintrhino.com/#Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Hazardous 17 Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 Patriotic, idiotic, overweight and patronising. That's obviously not all of them and I can hardly speak for all of Europe, not even for England, just myself, although I'm sure a few will agree.Not enough said. There are more adjectives for them and they "ain't no pretty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!Damn, I was at a conference in University College London and I went there with a girl. Turned out she was a (hot) lesbian and she wanted a lapdance. I asked (hurray for alcohol) if i could watch and we ended up both getting one in the same separate booth. Good times and WHAT A VIEW !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Damn, I was at a conference in University College London and I went there with a girl. Turned out she was a (hot) lesbian and she wanted a lapdance. I asked (hurray for alcohol) if i could watch and we ended up both getting one in the same separate booth. Good times and WHAT A VIEW !!!! That sounds like a magical experience. You sire are a lucky man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!So you are teling me that before America was the world's most hated country it wasn't England. Only enslaved, murdered, colonised, imperialised and warred with half of the world. England was the 'world police' that had to be a part of everything before America was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iseah100 5,612 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Patriotic, idiotic, overweight and patronising. That's obviously not all of them and I can hardly speak for all of Europe, not even for England, just myself, although I'm sure a few will agree.Ouch...Laughing stock of the world. Mexico is seen as America except Spanish with Drug Cartels.Well damn...I disagree. We're nowhere near as stupid, obnoxious or overweight. Also if that's the case Australia is all of the above + convicts. Although you could argue they're stupider as they got caught for their crimes. Idiots.Got to love a bit of Spearmint Rhino!This really hurt, guys... [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 So you are teling me that before America was the world's most hated country it wasn't England. Only enslaved, murdered, colonised, imperialised and warred with half of the world. England was the 'world police' that had to be a part of everything before America was.We colonised the world properly. We didn't keep it a secret. We put our flag in the ground and fucked up anyone that wanted to argue it. America are all secretive and quiet about it, fat fucking pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Ouch...Well damn...This really hurt, guys... [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]You're Mexican? Mexican's are alright. I went to Mexico once. It was hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Australia and England are both overweight countries but aren't morbidly obese. I'm not the most in shape guy, but I'm not obese by any means, to be frank. The amount of obese people I've seen in the states is ridiculous. And to top it off Mexican children all seem to be fat as all fuck. America, Mexico and American Samoa all have land whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 We colonised the world properly. We didn't keep it a secret. We put our flag in the ground and fucked up anyone that wanted to argue it. America are all secretive and quiet about it, fat fucking pussies. Not to mention all the convicts that were sent over to Australia were starving Irish and English people that had their potatos stolen by the English government. I'm not sure if you know this but the majority of Australians aren't related to convicts, the immigration of non-convicted peoples after the first few fleets dwarfed the amount of criminals that were sent over. I'm not related to any convicts as my relations immigrated to Australia far after England stopped sending convicts to Austalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucio 5,418 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Some early history if anyone cares.Established early on after the Roman conquest. Named londiniumWell situated for trade with mainland Roman Europe.When the army was campaigning north , the defenders were routed by celtic rebels who razed the city , which has left a black layer in the soil which I have seen.It was quickly rebuilt and remained an important location, a wall was built to fortify the area against hostile enemies However it was never capital at this point (Colchester I think) , became capital around 12th century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Some early history if anyone cares.Established early on after the Roman conquest. Named londiniumWell situated for trade with mainland Roman Europe.When the army was campaigning north , the defenders were routed by celtic rebels who razed the city , which has left a black layer in the soil which I have seen.It was quickly rebuilt and remained an important location, a wall was built to fortify the area against hostile enemiesHowever it was never capital at this point (Colchester I think) , became capital around 12th centuryDidn't The Conquerer make it [London] the capital after defeating the Anglo-Saxon King Harold? At least I know he was crowned there. Funny that the first people to finally unite England were defeated and conquered so soon afterwards.England; conquered by Germans and subsequently conquered by French Vikings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Australia and England are both overweight countries but aren't morbidly obese. I'm not the most in shape guy, but I'm not obese by any means, to be frank. The amount of obese people I've seen in the states is ridiculous. And to top it off Mexican children all seem to be fat as all fuck. America, Mexico and American Samoa all have land whales.That's cos they all eat Taco Bell and Burritos and Fajitas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBlues 4,050 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Typical English slag: "Oi luv, howsabout I give ya a cheeky wankjob behind Nandos? Wanked off all yer mates, they a luv a bit of it"Torres ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucio 5,418 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Didn't The Conquerer make it [London] the capital after defeating the Anglo-Saxon King Harold? At least I know he was crowned there. Funny that the first people to finally unite England were defeated and conquered so soon afterwards.England; conquered by Germans and subsequently conquered by French Vikings.Not sure on the detailsBut yes those french vikings , don't like them. I'm an anglo saxon fan , I can speak their language. I would have preferred harald to beat Harold and become king over william, who ive always seen as lucky and a bit overrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Not sure on the detailsBut yes those french vikings , don't like them. I'm an anglo saxon fan , I can speak their language. I would have preferred harald to beat Harold and become king over william, who ive always seen as lucky and a bit overratedNo William, no England, no English language. That taxing system and Doomesday Book gave England financial and political stability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucio 5,418 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 No William, no England, no English language. That taxing system and Doomesday Book gave England financial and political stability.True , but late anglo saxon England was well governed and had a sound financial system, the coinage system was unmatched in western Europe at the turn of the millennium. The introduction of norman french obviously had a big effect , but much of the key vocabulary was already in place , like family words , colours , animals , jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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