In what circumstances would you choose to miss a Chelsea game?

[Unionjack 7,531]

I missed the bleedin Lolpool game a couple weeks back

Ive been staying 80 miles away from town and was waiting for the girlfriend to get back with my car (old Beetle convertible - my baby) so I could get downfor the game. She phoned crying and said she had been in a crash. So I jumped in a cab and goes the 15 miles to where she was to find it was only a fender bender. So after the cops had finished I drove home. Almost at home when I gets pulled over by the cops who did a background check and decides to search me.

So unfortunately I missed the game! Women eh. What would we do without them?