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Shurrle's conversion rate was 9%, worst in Bundesliga and supposedly 2nd worst in all of Europe...

Schurrle is a good finisher, those stats are misleading. That's why I put the Cristiano Ronaldo stat up, just because he's missed the target the most doesn't mean he's a poor finisher. Those stats are skewed because he takes a lot of long shots and shots from awkward angles, just like Ronaldo does.

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Yes .... Him and Dave have the nicest smiles :Goober:

But yeah, we may have a runner up, in the best rape face awards. No one will ever beat azpi though.

EH? Schurrle has a rape smile??? :blink:

Not even anywhere close!

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want join?

I'm trying to be serious here! I'm not taken seriously because of the skirt :P

I'm no man but I do try to understand the dynamics.

You guys should help me understand better the game. Explain me, teach me, educate me :)

Your brazilian though. You should be teaching us. :D

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Your brazilian though. You should be teaching us. :D

happy you joined, us Hutcho. I knew you wanted ;)

Well, I'm a girl - Brazilian or not - that automatically disqualifies me from serious football talking.

At least I know the offside rule since I'm 10...

Also, Brazilian see the sport different. Tried to say a few things a few times, got really smacked because of it. My lips are sealed... as much as a babbling girl like me can seal them anyway.

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what exactly is a rape smile?

And why do people call César, Dave? What did I miss?

Any photo of azpi.

English humour. Can't say his name, so we call him dave. Links back to an english tv program called only fools and horses.

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