Arsenal Losers Again?

[misschief 24]

That’s Entertainment.

No ticker tape, no party hats, no helium balloons,

No title celebrations yet again for Wenger’s goons.

They’d had a run, surprised a few and even topped the table

But hold onto a 5 point gap, we saw they just weren’t able.

For all the praise the press heaped on, the goals they just stopped scoring

As ‘football’s saviours’ silky skills could only see them drawing.

First hailing them after Milan, then Birmingham they’re effing

“Conspiracy” the fans cry out, “it’s all down to bad reffing”

Eduardo to be fair to him, ‘that’ tackle left him slaughtered

But Taylor, did he need to be, hung, drawn and then quartered?

You’d think so, they called for his head, in fact he should retire

Football just had never seen an injury so dire.

He’d tried to cut his leg in half, or so they’d have us thinking

A ready made excuse before from 1st place they start sinking.

And Gallas in his captain’s role, well he just spat the dummy

Sulking like a two year old who’s told off by his mummy.

He didn’t want to play, he had the hump, that’s all that mattered,

Sod defending penalties and team mates limbs just shattered.

Still no surprise, this from the man who sulked at Nani’s tricking

And when he couldn’t catch him up, resorted to just kicking.

But Wenger surely missed all that with eyesight often failing?

Yet if his little boys get hurt, he wants some bugger jailing.

He puts his faith in his ‘young guns’ to show cash ain’t essential

Look, Theo was born at the club - and now he’s shown potential.

Maybe it’s his preference, for little boys and cuddles

Comparing depth with rivals though’s like oceans next to puddles.

They’ll tell you that it’s not their fault, it’s not their lack of cover

They blame the refs and the FA, they even blame each other.

At least they entertain their fans, it really must be pleasing

To hear them say “we wanna win”, then find out they’re just teasing.

Still second place won’t be so bad, at least the football’s pretty

No trophies to collect again, just the usual self pity.

[Laylabelle 9,305]

Tehehe love it!

Love the fact at the start of the season they were all 'look at us we're amazing our players are only 3 years old and we're top of the prem' now they're a bit 'hmm maybe its not the best thing to have gone on about'

Maybe Gallas can predict the future lol.He threw that hissy fit like they'd just lost the title.And since then they really have started to

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Misschief, I've seen you do these a few times now. You should go into writing or something.

[misschief 24]

Posted on an arsenal dominated forum after the game, just for the fun of it.

[Elliott 7]

Posted on an arsenal dominated forum after the game, just for the fun of it.

Link please!

At least they entertain their fans, it really must be pleasing

To hear them say “we wanna win”, then find out they’re just teasing.

My favourite line, sublime! You really are good at this misschief.

[misschief 24]

Link please!

http://z11.invisionfree.com/LBslittleland/...?showtopic=7702

Funnily enough, the arsenal lot have stayed away from the Chelsea board today, lol.

My favourite line, sublime! You really are good at this misschief.

Thankyou, obviously wouldnt have posted it if we lost.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Where's Ryan gone all of a sudden?

[MikeCFC 45]

Where's Ryan gone all of a sudden?

Like all Arsenal fans,it's all gone quiet.Mouthy gooner that drinks in my local was texting me non stop from 1pm-5pm.After that,not a sausage off him or my gooner brother.As quiet as the Arsenal fans leaving SB yesterday.

[Ollie 4,400]

Well its a good job we won, i was thinking when it was posted that its a bit risky posting this before we play them but all turned out sweet in the end lol. Was a great read and it looks pretty much spot on now. Arsenal on the slide. LOVE IT!