The Illuminati Thread

[Melanicus 5,208]

[capriccioso 2,545]

What?!

I just watched the 2nd video. It's 'evidence' is rubbish, based on movies and chance occurrences in smoke clouds. It's smoke, it's not possible to create defined shapes in such a massive explosion like a plane smashing into a building.

[Melanicus 5,208]

In my theory, there will be two bomb attacks in London on 27th of June. First will be at the opening ceremony of Olympics and the second will destroy Big Ben. All world will blame "terrorists" while real responsible persons are goverment. They will blame Iran for explosions and attack them (for gas and oil).

[capriccioso 2,545]

Can I put that in my signature?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

In my theory, there will be two bomb attacks in London on 27th of June. First will be at the opening ceremony of Olympics and the second will destroy Big Ben. All world will blame "terrorists" while real responsible persons are goverment. They will blame Iran for explosions and attack them (for gas and oil).

27th July you mean?

[capriccioso 2,545]

I don't mean to mock your beliefs or anything. You think it'll happen, that's great, who am I to criticise you for that? I just think it's highly unlikely.

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

You do realise that its a simple card game made up by a geek in his bedroom two decades ago? You have to be a fucking moron to think he was given secret plans 20 years in advance of an evil Skeletor like plan for total destruction and global dominance.

Good god are people this paranoid and braindead? And this thread was posted by a moderator.

[Melanicus 5,208]

Can I put that in my signature?

Well I see you think I'm some crazy bastard. I don't want it to happen either, but if it happens we should think about it.

27th July you mean?

Yes, sure. Typo.

[Melanicus 5,208]

You do realise that its a simple card game made up by a geek in his bedroom two decades ago? You have to be a fucking moron to think he was given secret plans 20 years in advance of an evil Skeletor like plan for total destruction and global dominance.

Good god are people this paranoid and braindead? And this thread was posted by a moderator.

Illuminati is the classic Steve Jackson Games boxed set of conspiracy and high weirdness, inspired by the equally classic Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. The game won the Origins Award when it was first released in 1982, and inspired a trading card version in 1995 called Illuminati: New World Order, which plays similarly.

It predicted many events in future.

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

Illuminati is the classic Steve Jackson Games boxed set of conspiracy and high weirdness, inspired by the equally classic Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. The game won the Origins Award when it was first released in 1982, and inspired a trading card version in 1995 called Illuminati: New World Order, which plays similarly.

It predicted many events in future.

Um no. What happens is that when an event happens, its afterwards that people then try to shoehorn it to things like the card game and then scream "OMGZ EVIL ILLUMINATI DID IT IT!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!". Look at the cards themselves. They are vague and can easily be put into anything to what people see.

Where is your nearest mental health institute? I think you need to take something to calm your paranoia.

[Spike 12,049]

My Great-Grandfather was a Free Mason. Fuck you guys, I'm a potential Free Mason.

Believe it or not our town library was Masonic Lodge and it even has the Lodge number and Free Mason symbol on the front wall.

[Melanicus 5,208]

Um no. What happens is that when an event happens, its afterwards that people then try to shoehorn it to things like the card game and then scream "OMGZ EVIL ILLUMINATI DID IT IT!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!". Look at the cards themselves. They are vague and can easily be put into anything to what people see.

Where is your nearest mental health institute? I think you need to take something to calm your paranoia.

I ain't even mad I think it's you who is somehow nervous...

[Melanicus 5,208]

Interesting vid about Illuminati symbolism in movies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBKDZhu-EZw&feature=plcp

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

I ain't even mad I think it's you who is somehow nervous...

How am I nervous? I'm the one thinking rationally. I really can't be bothered to get an argument with a conspiracy theorist this early.

I will simply post these three links up to show how much bullshit this alll is:

http://www.skepdic.com/illuminati.html

http://rationalwiki....wiki/Illuminati

http://rationalwiki....luminati_(game) (The card game)

[capriccioso 2,545]

My Great-Grandfather was a Free Mason. Fuck you guys, I'm a potential Free Mason.

Believe it or not our town library was Masonic Lodge and it even has the Lodge number and Free Mason symbol on the front wall.

I live near a Masonic Lodge

Well I see you think I'm some crazy bastard. I don't want it to happen either, but if it happens we should think about it.

No, not crazy, just misled by a few youtube videos.

If the Illuminati really exist, and are all powerful, wouldn't they delete that stuff, track down the creator and assassinate him straight away?

[capriccioso 2,545]

Double post

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Illuminati? Quick, someone call Tom Hanks! ("Angels ans Demons" reference)

[capriccioso 2,545]

Illuminati? Quick, someone call Tom Hanks! ("Angels ans Demons" reference)

What a great read that was