Chat Up Lines

[the wes 7,212]

whats the corniest chat up lines you've ever used :thumbsup:

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Personally, I've never been a fan of them.

You'd be more likely to get a conversation out of someone by just saying hello.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I always use Joey from Friends' catchphrase:

"How you doing?"

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

Nuff said

[warnie_666 1,081]

"Sssup"

[warnie_666 1,081]

How about this:

Guy to a Gal: Hey, is your dad a terrorist?

Gal: huh...why do you ask?

Guy: Cus he has made a Bomb Like you....

I read this somewhere on the net...

[We Hate Scouse 10,291]

From the legendary Max and Paddy's Road to Know Where! (what ever happened to that?)

Paddy: Hello love, can you catch?

Girl:Why?

Paddy:Cos I got a couple of balls coming your way.

(Girl pulls up a claw as a hand )

[Gianfranco_Z 202]

Chat up lines are shit and never work. Try and make conversation, it's easier and more effective... also they dont think you're an idiot :thumbsup:

[cfc-meleady 192]

Do you have any raisins?

How about a date?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Can i borrow your library card,cause i wanna check you out

You'll do,let's go.

If you get rejected

Reply'' i don't know why you are being so fussy,i'm certainly not''

[misschief 24]

If you get rejected

Reply'' i don't know why you are being so fussy,i'm certainly not''

Love it.