Drogba11CFC

No, but my (now local) team are playing at home.

And we're underway.

I predict a close win, maybe 1-0 or 2-0.

I'll be watching this in a pub...maybe after watching a Weesex Premier league game.

Here are some of mine: Possibly the 3-2 against Livscum in 08. Was listening to my radio and trying to decipher what was going on through the hissing and fizzing as the game went into extra time, when suddenly I heard, quite clearly "AND Chelsea HAVE BEEN AWARDED A PENALTY!" I then put my ear to the radio as Lamps sent Reina the wrong way and then Drogs made sure of the win two minutes later. Then again, there's the 3-3 draw against Tottenham in 07 and the subsequent replay. They were 3-1 up with 20 minutes to go and it looked all over for our cup hopes and run of home wins against them. Then with 15 minutes left Lamps halves the deficit to 2-3, with five minutes to go Kalou equalises, and in injury time we launch a counter-attack and Shevchenko hits the bar. Then in the replay, also on BBC, two wonder strikes from Shevchenko and Wright-Phillips send us through. But the winner is: Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool (Chelsea win 7-5 on aggregate) Knocking the bastards out for the second year running. And we won't have to face them this year!

Lineup (4-1-3-2): Cech Zhirkov Terry Alex Ferreira Belletti Deco Ballack Lampard Sturridge Anelka

Today's copy of the Daily Mail.

Fouls and red cards all round! Maybe the ref should take 44 yellows, 44 reds and an electric card shuffler to the two sides' next encounter.

Chelsea 7-2 Sunderland FT (Anelka 8, 65, Malouda 17, A Cole 22, Lampard 34, 90, Ballack 52; Zenden 56, Bent 90+2)

Chelsea 7-1 Sunderland (Anelka 8, 65, Malouda 17 etc etc) GET IN LAMPS!

GOALFLASH: Wolves 0-2 Wigan (N'Zogbia 73)

GOALFLASH: Man Utd 2-0 Burnley (Rooney 69)

GOALFLASH: Thomas (Wigan) SENT OFF 67

GOALFLASH: Man Utd 1-0 Burnley (Berbatov 64) Chelsea 6-1 Sunderland (Anelka 8, Malouda 17, A Cole 22, Lampard 34, Ballack 52; Zenden 56) ANELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOALFLASH: Wolves 0-1 Wigan (McCarthy 60)

Chelsea 5-1 Sunderland Zenden

Chelsea 5-0 Sunderland (Anelka 8, Malouda 17, A Cole 22, Lampard 34) BALLACK!

You mean that certain Portuguese cheat?

Chelsea 4-0 Sunderland (Anelka 8, Malouda 17, A Cole 22, Lampard 34) Keep at it! No Boltons and no fucking disgraces! Man Utd 0-0 Burnley HT Wolves 0-0 Wigan HT Spurs 0-0 Hull HT

GOALFLASH: Steerman (Wolves) sent off 45, Rodallega MISSES PENALTY

Chelsea 4-0 Sunderland (Anelka 8, Malouda 17, A Cole 22) GET IN LAMPS

Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland (Anelka 8, Malouda 17) ASHLEEEEEEEEYYYYYY COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland (Anelka 8) MALOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Opponent Watch: Bristol City 2-0 PNE