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Amazing defending by Cahill despite bakayoko messing up

Bakayoko...

Better count on Kane's 100th and pray to the angels we scrap a goal from a corner, free kick something

Man, really, I think maybe you're confused? Cahill only knows how to back away from the ball, freaks out when the ball is passed to him and there's an opponent within 2m to him. He's not fast, his positioning average. He defends well with his head and decent clearances, but that's it, man

Wot? Is this another case of sarcasm I lost? It's not that I think Rudiger is brilliant, but Cahill is awful

My goodness, how uninspired can we get?

Too early IMO to have 4th place locked... I will feel comfortable talking about it after 30th match-day

I was kidding, the joke ain't on you or Pizy I'm just a happy cookie

Willian, David Luiz, Emerson. I know it's not very well known, but here in Brazil we don't speak Spanish lol

Come on, clear update to Bats I know he misses a lot, but there are some amazing goals and assists here

OK, here is the gorgeous one Posting two tweets seems impossible

Welcome, gorgeous Hahahahaha

Hun, this is Chelsea's board, it could and most likely would be much worse It's a small miracle

Priceless, I lived to witness that

Nope. In absolutely denial, for years to come

Really, I seem to remember him scoring in a few goals in a row... Sorry for the mistake, my memory is as reliable as Morata's feet these days...

He seemed to always have a goal saved for us for a while.

I think he'd do a better job than Bats. He will start matches if Conte likes him because Morata will not start them all, for the same reasons he didn't in Juve. Personal problems and lack of confidence. If Conte had a more competent striker Morata would have probably been eventually displaced by them, as he was in Juve. But he was displaced only temporary and as part of the process to help him recover his confidence. He had a very bad streak there, worse than for us, it took a few months, everyone's support for him to leave it behind him. Buffon talked to him a few times, took him under his wing, he had a lot of support from everyone, including fans and eventually he came out of it. This news that a close friend of his was killed by a car accident left me even more worried about him if that's true. This is who he is, but he's older now, I think he'll handle it better, or at least I hope so.

You missed the point completely 25 professional matches at age 23 is too little to have an opinion about him - I said that clearly. Did I ever say he's good, bad, awesome, terrible? No, I said it's a gamble, a risk because this guy has started less than 40 professional matches in his career, having partipated in 65 including subs. The fact you can state anything about him is remarkable because I have no idea what we can learn from that little. There are U-21 players that have played more. But hey, you know about the guy more than Conte does, so you have the upper hand here [emoji6]

Answered this in the transfer thread, to throw some light on who we signed

Welcome Airplane Horn Wish you the best with the Blue shirt

3x1 Swansea loooooool forever Liverpool and Arsenal helping the Swans stay in Premier League. I actually like them, so I am all for it They are harmless

Who does really? Guy is sorta like airplane horns. They said it exists, but nobody has ever seen it

Dude, this guy doesn't have 40 professional starts at age 23, and has 65 appearances as a professional in his entire career. Please enlighten me on what the heck you are backing up such expectations on? He couldn't start for Santos!!!!!! All he has is an okay season at Roma and a youth tournament in Brazil where he played 8 matches. From the height of such glory I've seen zero evidence/fact he would displace Alonso from the team... I don't remember him from Santos, but based on the Copinha displays and the Roma matches (he only took part in about half of their total), there's absolutely nothing to be excited about... Actually he barely played enough as a professional to be rated either way. It could work, but he's a huge gamble and a greater risk than Alonso, Baka, Zappa and Dani. Probably bigger than all of them together and I'm not exaggerating

Fuck the transfers, the club, whatever. Can Marina recommend me her dermatologist? The woman looks ten years younger every new signing pictures... Although I would also need the part she gets for every signing she's able to bring the price down...