Alan Partridge

Please city be in group B!

Chelsea Schalke

I don't wanna get old like billy!

E for Eto'o it's a sign!

Haha ohhhh embarrassing to watch

We are group E

Get someone who can open a ball ffs

Good old figo!

They are in Monaco I think

This is going to take forever, reminds me of Eurovision

How the fuck do arsenal get in pot 1? All champions in that apart from arsenal lol

I predict 1 goal, doesn't mean he want score at all lol

I asked this before but got no answer Does anyone know if he and William have a good partnership together?

What time is the actual draw? They just chatting bollocks at the moment

He was insanely good! Can't wait to see what he has to offer I predict a goal on his debut I have been wrong in every prediction I have made this season

It's on SSN and Eto'o has just signed on a 1 year deal

Eto'o was THE best striker, at one point David villa isn't as good but he still bangs in plenty of goals. Drogba managed it, look how long Raul played at the top level for and Del piero You could see Torres dropping off badly at Liverpool. I haven't seen that happen to eto'o yet. Who knows! At least he was cheap and didnt cost 50 million

Shit bag

I swear people just label players " Past it " because they are over 30. He is great at positioning himself, a lethal finisher and still has a lot of pace. I think he will school Torres

Welcome to Chelsea Please, don't be shite

Yeah I heard collymore explain about the money a player loses by handing in a transfer request. At the end of the day, how bad does he want to play for us? He is more than well off and would be on a shit load here

Why not come out and say "I want to stay?" Stop wasting everyone's time

Jose seems pretty confident that it's up to Rooney. He proper just bigged him up for his performence. Looks like we will be seeing Eto'o up front for us

Hopefully Spurs and Arse draw & United and Liverpool draw at the weekend

Moyes aint denying they made a bid for Bale