Alan Partridge

Speak fucking English

We are miles behind the top European teams Out midfield is weak, our strikers are shit. We rely on Hazard way too much. Willian doesn't contribute enough for me Same old shit

2-2 or even a 3-2 defeat wouldn't be a bad result

Fuck off fucking useless yet again!

Get ramires out of there!

Come on, don't get cocky n slag zlatan off before it's over. He can easily smash a goal in out of nothing and make you look stupid

Back of the net!

We have to get away goal

Seriously?

It's funny when you look at our striker options then you see theirs. It takes the fucking piss having Cavani and Zlatan in the same team lol

Shurrle has been a better finisher than Torres If we get a chance we need someone to bury it, not fall over their own feet like Torres does. Lots of pace for the counter attack

Perfect team to counter attack although, they do have pretty good defenders. I think we will win, would take a score draw

Would rather face Bayern than Madrid

Haha 1-1

Bayern are so boring now. They make life too difficult for themselves sometimes

In terms of silverware, a failure In terms of the future of the team, a success. First proper transitional season under a long term manager and we have challenged for the title and still in the CL, which is more than Arsenal can say. We are a couple of players away from being a team capable of winning anything

Would love it to happen but doesn't seem likely

West Ham away is not an easy game for Liverpool I'd get it if City didn't have 2 games in hand, then you can get a bit excited. One slip from Liverpool and us or City can take advantage Just noticed 5 of Liverpool's remaining 6 games are played on a Sunday, what's up with that?

Haha that's great. They paid good money and traveled a long way, why not have a laugh? They are so shit though The other chant was good " It's only 4-0 How shit must you be? It's only 4-0 " Haha

Time to go home Fernando

If we can get a decent price for him the we should sell. He's not solid enough as a CB and isn't a complete DM

Bony could be a good player for us same goes for Benteke but, I always get the impression he will be another Ba'

Better than Ronaldo? Haha Ronaldo and Messi are the elite Suarez and Bale are around the same level Let's see how Suarez does in the CL next season. He has to do it on the big stage to be mentioned in the same sentence as Ronaldo and Messi

2 points ahead, it's not a big deal! One loss or draw and we have a chance to go ahead or be level. 2 points and City have 2 games in hand, one being against Liverpool and their fans are signing about winning the league? It's way too early to call, we could still win the league

I don't think Liverpool will beat City or us. Hopefully they draw or lose this