Alan Partridge

Worried about Willian and lamps on a yellow Luiz worries me every time he's on the ball Shurrle is really stepping up for the team

So much diving Nearly there come on!

Get off the fucking pitch silva

Luiz stop slowing our attacks down

Come on! Good lad

Come on! Good lad

Come on! Good lad

Great hazard better be ok for the league

Haha Jose's interview

Big risk playing Eto'o but, it's desperate times up front for us

Take a huge wage cut and have him as 3rd choice I agree about taking his number 9 away too

Great atmosphere on big occasions just shame the average league matches aren't the same

If we play full out attack we have the players to damage any team. Give our attacking players more freedom this match and we should score a few. Our defense has to be on it today, they might not get the usual help from our attacking players

You'd think we were having a similar season to United the way the media go on

How many penalties does this team get!?

We go level with Liverpool and City still have Everton and Liverpool to play, we still have Liverpool too Even if those results went our way, you just know we would fuck it up against someone shit

Arsenal are so shit

Arsenal set for another hammering by a top 4 side? Fun to laugh at all their fans who were so arrogant when they were top

Would love Everton in top 4 instead of Arsenal, I was so wrong about Martinez I too think West Ham can get a draw or win today I don't see Lukaku staying here. Bad first touch and isn't really Jose's striker style. I don't think he's good enough for Chelsea yet

What do you expect Jose to say " He's useless and he has no future here " ? We might have to rely on him for the rest of the season, can't afford to knock him down too much. Torres does a lot of talking off the pitch. I always get the impression that he feels like he's owed something and is full of excuses. He can't rely on his old reputation anymore everyone knows he has been dire for a good 4 years now. He hasn't done anything to earn a place up front for Spain, he will probably be watching the world cup from home. Hopefully home is no longer Chelsea

Jose said from the minute he came here that we will challenge properly next season.

I think we are more than capable of winning 2-0 if Eto'o is fit. I didn't see anything special from them but, unlike us they make their chances count.

It's always tough comparing players. If you go by individual talent you could argue Zlatan is up there. I just want to see Suarez in the CL and maybe move to a bigger club and see how he does. I'm sure he can be one of the greats, I just don't think he should be judged on a wonder season. He could end up like Torres , who was hailed as world class in his first 2 seasons at Liverpool. Who knows, Suarez might be at his peak already or maybe he will get even better.

Suarez is having a great season but, it doesn't make him as good as Ronaldo. Ronaldo has done it consistently for years now, he has scored more goals than games he's played for Madrid. If Suarez can keep that level up for 2-3 seasons he will be up there with Messi and Ronaldo. Suarez probably does more for his team than Ronaldo but, Ronaldo is the better individual player by talent. Suarez does tend to bully the weaker teams, Ronaldo often turns up against the very best and the weaker sides. I just don't think 1 great season should put a player up there with 2 guys who have done it all apart from win a cup for their national side

Who do people think we would realistically get if Jose went? There is no one else out there that could transform this team in 1 season. There are so many average players in this team and we don't even have a quality striker. Dont underestimate how much of an impact a few quality players have, look at Dourtmond this season without gotze, they looked even worse tonight with Lewandowski suspended. Look at the difference Sturridge and Suarez have made to Liverpool. Mourinho will not change his tactics and philosophy, it may be stubborn but it will benefit us in the future. We have to get used to playing this way and it's not easy without a quality striker that he needs. Jose is a winner and he will find a way to get us back to the top. Judge the team on next season after he has a chance to buy the players he needs. We should think ourselves lucky to be where we are right now. Look at the mess United have got in, at least we will have CL football and one of the best managers around