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He works at Stamford bridge as an interpreter. Any way peeps i'm going to the Fulham road now, i will keep you all updated on my Blackberry.

I told everyone we had Signed Torres no one believed me, i told everyone hours before we had signed Malouda no one believed me and now i am telling you we have signed Modric and no one believe's me YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN HAVE EGG ON YOUR FACES !

Fucking hell peeps how backward is everyone on this forum, We have signed Luka fucking Modric and all people can do is call me a prick. He is at the bridge and my friend will probably get in trouble for me letting you know.

Zan he arrived through the back door at the bridge apparently, Trevor told me he was wearing a black hat with sun shades. He arrived in a BMW X6.

Luka Modric Chelsea's super playmaker wayyyyyyyy, finally this saga has come to an end.

@Blauw i am not joking Luka is at Stamford bridge right now, my phone is ringing and texts are flying in. My friend Trevor Donovan has worked for Chelsea since 2001 and he rang me and confirmed it.

We have signed him peeps, my friend has just told me he works for the club. He said it will be announced at around an 1 hour before the window shuts so skysports can rack up the numbers and have a wankfest over it. But Luka modric is a chelsea player !

Yeeeeeeeeesssssssss we have finally agreed a deal with spurs BREAKING NEWS. 32 million is a little pricey though but will be worth it in the end.

I am sick and tired of right footed left wingers at this club to be honest, its just too predictable. We should sign him and see if we can play him in the middle some were, he got 16 assists last season which tells me he knows when to release the ball, mind you he probably got those assists in a wide position.

@Sloth i thought he was a midfielder not a winger like downing ?

Wow he can hit a ball put it that way lol, some of his goals are just unbelievable. He is a midfielder though which is good, who else thinks he looks like Mikael Forssell lol ?

I guess that journalist has egg sandwiches on his face hahahah. Any way Cj how's life ? How's your family after that 8-2 score line lol keep rubbing it in hahahah i know i am with my family !

@Tomo the worrying thing is Torres has actually had his chances and he has failed to score. How many times has he had a chance and we have all been at the edge of our seats and he has skied it. We can not just keep playing him hopping the Torres of old comes back because it ain't. Face it people we have been ripped off, 50 million pounds wow. Don't get me wrong i really hope you post this message and laugh at me if he does rediscover his form because nobody wants it more then me.

This is the type of crap i can not stand from this club. This will be a waste of resources and time if we do loan him out to that rugby team. Lukaku needs to work on his first touch and stoke don't do first touch :541: STOKE !

@Tomo That was because they could accommodate all three of their playmakers remember ? Xavi played as a ball playing DM Iniesta and Deco ahead of him. We can not Accommodate three Playmakers in our midfield because we play in a total different league were you need a fighter in there.

Lukaku did play simple, he held it up laid it off then got into the box, that is what we wanted to see from him. If we can get midfielders running off him then i think it will be explosive, Ramires is perfect for that role as he causes problems with his pace.

The difference is Lukaku will definitively get a lot of chances in the nest 3 season's purely because he is a big money signing.

Hey don't worry mate, i would probably sound as stupid as that if i watched a game of baseball. :goodpost:

Mata looks a real talent but then we all knew that anyway. Ramires was a beast in midfield and Lukaku's hold up play was fantastic, Lukaku will make a lot of space if played as a lone striker because he plays with his back to goal. Torres has no confidence what so ever, i would bench him to be honest.

Torres is ducking and hiding from the chances he is getting, he is so low on confidence its unreal.

Sturridge will be good for us this season his energy will be needed also he is a good first time finisher, we have not had that since Crespo.

I would take Nani, have you seen his crossing ? INSANE !

Oh so he has bent like movement in your opinion ?

@Nic do you think he is more of an Adebayor then a Drogba. Also how highly do you rate his finishing ?

If i was Josh and i seen us sign a 25 year old Luka Modric i would ask myself a few questions. We did not give Stoch a chance because of Kalou, we did not give Ben Sahar a chance because of Pizzaro. We need to straighten out our priorities at this club pronto.