Special Juan

Who turned the fucking lights out

Not seeing any hamburger icon

SMS has given his thumbs up to Al Hilal 40ME

The Lukaku move will be quick and happen in the next day or so, Poch won't have him here and upsetting the apple cart- bet we hear he is gone by Wednesday-The date Poch said he wants him back is more of deadline and he will of told the clubs hierarchy he wants him gone before then

It sums up the club as a whole in recent times, delayed, unsure, half hearted, slow, confusing etc etc

Scatter gun purchases again

Al Hilal are in advanced talks to Sign Sergej Milkinovic Savic

I have done for the last few Monday's, just continuing the theme

Need to get our fingers out of our arses this week and stop all this fucking about

Can't buy it until after the season kicks off

It's fucking horrible

The kit reveal will be the most exciting thing to happen this week. Be another quiet week on the transfer front.

The silence on Caicedo is deafening

We approach teams it double the price, they approach us and it's swap us for a box of eggs

Lukaku has been summoned 12-13th July due back first thing they are going to do is come to my office and say hello that's what I expect of them. That's the benchmark, nice one Poch

What about the other 70 billion players? I'd be very interested to read those if you could link them to me

Will be just generic answers, if he is asked on Levi it will just be "I wait to see him"

I think if we are sitting down with a note pad and putting names down, we would be there some time

Apparently those on the verge or wanting moves away/unhappy are training with a separate group

Gutted to see Pulisic go, a family friend, but it's right for both parties- wishing him well in Milan, a top bloke with a wonderful family 😪

The Saudi's have reduced what they were going to pay Ziyech and deal still on the table-Old glass knees needs to make up his mind

Milan waiting on documents and once received and signed Pulisic deal will be done- Travel today for medicals tomorrow/Sunday

Some rumours saying Dybala will speak with Jose on Monday and looks like he will renew his contract

So, we are at Friday again, we have heard more nothing updates from Romano because truth be told he hasn't got a fucking clue. Rumours are that Brighton want 100M and we are not paying that. United have sealed Mount and Onana is a matter of time- Arsenal now have Rice and Timber that will be done today, Liverpool have MacCallister and Szbozo and looks like they will secure Lavia Meantime we are selling all the shit but people are saying we won't budge until Pulisic, Auba and Chalobah are moved on- We are both miles behind in league position and signings, pre season training has started and we are still no further on with a midfielder and a number 9 that are both fucking crucial.

That kit is wonderful