Special Juan

Everton have sacked Martinez apparently.

Seen it in the flesh for the first time today....Really do not like it at all.

Driving me fucking bonkers.

He's done alright and the least I expected of him was to keep us away from falling further down and believe it or not, survival. Guus is like the old school supply teacher, the one who you could mess around in class and they wouldn't be bothered..... He'd let you eat chewing gum and flick Blu-Tack at other kids and be none the wiser. I still cannot get excited by Conte.

Apparently Juventus in talks with Real for a deal with James Rodriguez.

Our ability to kill off a game is so worrying.

The signs and sounds are looking good.

Still delighted Newcastle went down...That ground and those fucking fat Geordie bastards in the Championship.

Fuck that bogey ground Geordie Park, take Papi Cisse with you and the fat fucking naked geordie cunts with you. Bye bye.

Begovic was a fucking mess all night. Off his line he was undecided, he was caught under the ball numerous times and made a massive error for the goal. Piss poor.

Class again, lets have another showing against Leicester please Eden.

I don't even want action, I want him sold. He is just not good enough.

I wanted United to win for the City factor, but seeing their faces

Stick Kasey in the number 10 role, but we all know that won't happen....I won't be watching as the Sunderland game is the one for me.

United bus completely pelted with Bottles by the WHU fans.....Then the same cunts will moan about missed tubes/trains/buses etc...Thick as fuck.

KO delayed until 8:30pm.

12M bid for Pogba incoming

It's how we role boys, you should all know this by now.

Sealing the deal early, no fucking about....It's how you do business.

Sell him and Mikel, big thumbs up from me.

Please United get fourth because City missing out ahead of Pep's arrival will be fucking comedy.

Like against Sunderland we will be facing a side that will play with intensity, heart and out and out desire. Something we only showed this season against Spurs last week. Prepare to be out fought, out battled and out thought.

It's only when you read that, that it actually makes you think "What a fucking mess"

Yeah great coach. Mane needs a better side to play in too, super player.

As long as they never end up first. More chance of me giving up booze.