Special Juan

This guy has it all for me, under Conte I think he will be outstanding. The transition to PL from SerieA won't be an issue, he's just an all round top poacher and he's sublime in the air.

He will walk I'm telling you, pathetic what's gone on.

Might be a blessing in disguise, I want Belotti here.

Once upon a time there was Rudiger, Lukaku and Bakayoko on a medical table in LA.........

This isn't about getting someone back, it's about getting the right striker for the balance of the team.

Do not mention Hulk in the transfer window

Maybe next time we can be in their quickly to bid instead of fucking about like a load of amateurs.

Definitely not, too much fun to lock.

Said his goodbye's apparently, he can have one from me too. Thanks for the goals but also take your shit moaning and money grabbing attitude with you.

I've just read someone saying on Twitter that Batman and Lllorente is just fine.... Fucking hell have our standards dropped that much in the space of 6 hours.

More chance of me being chunked in the face by Kelly Brook's right tit than Mbappe signing.

They might as well be pulling it off

If this is the case then that's where the conflict comes in. The board must do everything to get the targets of the manager, not the other way around. If Lukaku is a board signing and Conte doesn't want him then Conte may as well go now.

He should be allowed to enjoy a holiday knowing the board can actually get him the targets he needs, instead it seems that it's going very pear shaped and it's fuck all to do with Antonio.

If we aren't prepared to match prices this is going to be an empty transfer window, we will see more of this Lukaku saga.

Buy Bamford back

Going in with small bids won't get you fucking anywhere now, you will be just told to fuck off because the market is a stream of hoards of cash, fact.

Matic off Chalobah off RLC loan Costa off Hazard broken ankle and we signed a keeper

Morata aborted, Lukaku to United is all done, Rooney to Everton sealed too.

If this all true regarding Lukaku and what's happening with transfers he will walk before a ball is kicked, I'm telling you. Don't be surprised if the news breaks that Conte has walked.

Playing alongside his best buddy Pogba.

I've got how it works here.. Maria "Hi, Maria G from CFC, that player you want 70M for would you accept 50M" Seller "No" *Phone down*

It's a bidding war, now we are officially fucked. Maria and team have been too busy stroking Juventus's penis and now the cloth has been ripped from underneath us

I can't help it.